Scratch That Idea! My New Tip For Dr. Baizhus Special Dish Are Tea Eggs! They Are Absolutley Delicious

Scratch that idea! My new tip for Dr. Baizhus special dish are tea eggs! They are absolutley delicious 😍 and I can imagine him loving them and being able to eat them albeit his constitution!

Baizhus special dish

-I think Baizhus special dish would be some kind of gentle flavoured curry with bite sized morsels of meat. Maybe a green curry with herbs... (the meat pieces are probably made of chicken or mice)

-He also likes to share his food with Changsheng.

- He propably can't handle spicy food but is good with bitter taste

- Otherwise: he can handle spice better than xiangling and Barbara together despite his physical condition

- most of the time he can handle only broth

Baizhu Kamasutra-headcanon thingy (reupload)

So first thing: I'm a fan of the Baizhu theory that he's the former Dendro Archon (God of knowledge) that survived somehow and I will let this theory live in my head rent free until the day it's busted by hoyoverse...

Second thing: I was looking for some information about the Kamasutra because headcanons about the snake doctor running wild in my head lateley. A few days ago I stumbled over this cool article on huffpost and a perticular line:

...that will provide the most pleasure, given the body type and size of sex organs of each lover (which was investigated ahead of time)...

And my imagination was just losing control after reading this. I mean Baizhu, the former God of knowledge, researching information about some unsuspescting victims genital parts to get the most out of a night with them.

Thats the level of "cerebral" behavior I trust him to have...

I'm still shocked that those sages are keeping their archon in a tomb like room in the middle of the City (the door doesn't look like it's suppossed to get open again) probably there's not even any plants in her room (would explain her weakend state).

These fu*&* literally buried their God alive or at least taking her hostage (as far as possible)! I wouldn't mind to go ape shit and just let some scholar heads roll to make a statement ^^"

Thinking about Baizhu's tummy ngl👀🐍

He’s so cute… pt.3 with Heizou, Childe, Baizhu and Dain

‧₊˚✩ part 2 here ‧₊˚✩

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“Yoo-hoo! Guess what I’ve got!” You look up as your energetic boyfriend skips into the room, grinning as he hides something behind his back. Part of you assumes you’re about to be pranked… but something about the way his excitement twinkles in his eyes tells you it’s genuine. Before you can even get a word out, Heizou is shoving a stuffed cat into your hands. It’s small, squishy and has its own embroidered police badge, one that looks a lot like his own detective badge. “Isn’t it the cutest! Look, I got one too! This way, we’ll have matching desk buddies. Every time I pat his little head, I’ll think of you!~” You shake your head, laughing as he makes your plushies kiss. He brings his own cat up to your face so it can give you kisses too. He’s so cute when he does things like this, when he goes out of his way to make you smile with the silliest things. He obviously put a lot of thought into the gift :’)

Throughout your relationship, your shared bed has acquired a pile of various stuffed animals. Big dogs, little foxes, fluffy kitties, weighted bears. Each time one of you rolled over, you had to be careful! Neither of you wanted a little buddy to end up on the floor or mushed between the wall and the mattress. Heizou, being the gentleman he is, sleeps with his back to the pile in order to give you more space to move around in your sleep (he doesn’t move very much, he doesn’t mind!). As you two curl up for the night, burying yourself beneath the blankets, he makes enjoys picking out a stuffed animal to join in on the cuddling. Tonight, it’s the cats from earlier! “Welcome to the family, guys” he mumbles, smiling as he rests his cheek on the top of your head, the fuzzy cats in your arms beneath the covers “You’re gonna love it here” The best detective in inazuma, the man who isn’t afraid to chase down treasure hoarders and apprehend them, is secretly a sweetie who loves stuffies… so cute

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Childe has plenty of cute moments, most of which occur when he lets go of his harbinger persona and allows himself to be Ajax. A fun winter activity he loves is ice fishing, something he’s talked extensively about. That’s how you’ve found yourself bundled up, every inch of you except your eyeballs covered in fur and fluffy fabric in order to keep you warm, sitting on the ice with him. Ajax is similarly dressed, his vibrant red scarf tucked up over his nose to keep his face warm. He looked adorable like this! You’d kiss his cheeks if you could. You listen as he tells stories from his childhood, old tales of early morning fishing with his dad and older brothers. You can tell he’s smiling just by the way he’s talking :’)

It takes about an hour for him to get a fish on the line but when he hooks one, it’s a sight to behold. Mid conversation, Ajax leaps up from where he sits, eyes wide as he yanks and reels, adjusting his footing on the ice. “I’ve got one! C’mon, cheer me on!” He jokes, winking at you as he reels the beast in. You make a show of pumping your gloved fist, cheering him on as he finally gets the fish out of the water. It had been a real fighter! Yet it was only a foot long. A little guy with a fighting spirit. “Aw… It felt a lot bigger than that” he sighs, getting ready to throw it back. You stop him, grabbing his arm before he can toss it away. Before he can get rid of it, you make him stand and smile with it for a photo. It’s almost like recreating childhood photos :’) Ajax merely laughs a little and pulls his scarf down so you can see his smile in the photo. The little fish flops around in his hands as he holds it up “Ok lil guy, say cheese!”

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Baizhu is an interesting man, a man who often smiles as a way to mask his true intentions. He laughs a soft, breathy laugh around others, not allowing himself to present any real joy when strangers or business partners are around. However, you’ve found that there are times when he will let the facade drop and allow himself to be truly happy. When he smiles with you, the corners of his eyes crinkle and the dimple in his left cheek shows itself. He will laugh in a natural way, the way that has him doubled over, thin shoulders shaking. You love his laugh, it’s music to your ears. Tonight, you’ve planned a cute date to Liuli Pavillion, you had to save up two months worth of commission money for it but it was worth it for the love of your life <3

The date went well, the two of you shared a sizable dinner and had enough dessert to bring home to share after dinner tomorrow. Walking hand in hand down by the docks was peaceful, the two of you got to quietly chat while watching the boats rock side to side and street vendors start to pack up their stalls for the night. One in particular caught your eye: the fish stall. They sold many kinds of fish though you had no idea that some where still alive. You reached to touch one and it flipped aggressively. The sound that left your body was rather embarrassing, a squeal of fear as the thing freaked out. Baizhu tugged you away from the display, turning away from you as he did to hide his smile “Hey! That was not funny! Quit it!” You didn’t really want him to stop laughing but you had to put on a bit of a show. Baizhu held your shoulders to hold himself up, shaking his head as he could hardly get a word out. “You-! The look on your face! Darling, that was priceless!” He managed as he caught his breath. You took his hands in yours, smiling along with him. “Alright cutie, let’s get you home”

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The Twilight Sword is a bit of a wine connoisseur. Throughout his time traveling around Teyvat for 500 years, Dainsleif’s hasn’t exactly had time to go wine tasting or tavern hopping as much as he wished he could. For someone who loves wine as much as he does, almost rivaling Kaeya, he has a very low tolerance. He only drinks within the four walls of your house (or his own) and when he does, it’s a sight to behold. There are giggly drunks, there are dance-y drunks, there are loud drunks! Dain is a weepy drunk, one that’ll cry at just about anything. Even though you avoid deep or sad topics, he’ll start to cry thinking about how much he loves you

“‘M so lucky to have you” You pull him into your lap, allowing him to cry against your shoulder. His strong arms wrap around your middle, holding onto you as if you’re gonna leave “Stay with me forever. Love you so much…Every night I thank the stars that I have you” Sometimes when he gets sappy like this, it’s hard to hold back your own tears. His dedication and love for you displayed in such a way… it’s very sweet. He allows you to pry him off of you so you can wipe his tears away and archons, he’s so pretty. His flushed face, teary eyes, sad pout. He’s too cute for his own good “Don’t cry, don’t cry sweetheart. I’ve got you, I’ll stay with you always” he relaxes as you promise to stay, nuzzling back into your shoulder once more, sighing contentedly. He won’t remember any of this in the morning so enjoy the affection and sappiness while it lasts <3 :’)

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