The League After Deika, Finally Able To Relax And Shoot The Shit Together. Drunk, Obviously.

The League after Deika, finally able to relax and shoot the shit together. Drunk, obviously.

Compress: so everybody! What's your body count?

Spinner, drunk as fuck: zero.

Magne: oh, nine.

Twice: Six! Not enough!

Toga, who didn't drink alcohol because Compress is keeping an eye on her: zero! You, Mister?

Compress: twenty one, actually.

Shigaraki: sixteen I guess? I lost count.

Dabi: Thirty two.

Magne, under her breath: whore.

Shigaraki: oh, you were talking about people we slept with? *Stops a second, lost in thoughts, then shrugs* fifty something.

Dabi: huh. *Empties his glass* Zero.

*chaos*

Aizawa, every day of his life

Y’all know I keep that thang on me 😏

(A lint roller for cat hair)

Can you fight god?

I- what laws prevent me from fighting?

I’m so bored and tired and I need to shitpost a SUPER dumb headcanon to keep the cogs turning.

≫ Spinner was practicing throwing his knives one time, and Dabi just so happened to slip in undetected. It was a good 15 minutes of spectating before Dabi found himself getting bored, but he gets the bright idea of scaring the shit out of Spinner.

≫ So at absolute random, he screams. Then Spinner screams, and THEN he throws a knife at Dabi and it lands right in his shoulder. There’s the whole fried pain receptor stuff going on so he doesn’t do much of anything but pull the blade out with a cheeky grin and finally leave (he needs that checked out)… Spinner on the other hand just stares wide-eyed and gapes, he’s a little too jarred to even say sorry about he knife to the shoulder because HOW DID HE GET IN HERE? Not to mention a scream was fucking UNHINGED from Dabi.

≫ After that weird day Spinner just takes a look around the league’s little makeshift training room every few minutes if he’s practicing, he’s not keen on being scared shitless again.

I’m just gonna go out on a limb and say Spinner brings out the stupid in Dabi. And it’s definitely evident in their banter.