Dating Beetlejuice Would Include:

Dating Beetlejuice would include:

Him being utterly devoted to you

Beetlejuice being a little shy during your first kiss

He never usually is, but you’re different

He likes that your strange and unusual

You understand each other

Him secretly being surprised that you would want him, a dead guy

Accidentally calling out his name three times and making him disappear while doing the deed at least once

Cuddling on the couch while watching tv

He will do anything to make you laugh

Literally anything even at his expense

Him being surprisingly thoughtful and supportive

Loving how he looks in his striped suit

Hope you like Italian

Him making the best pasta and meatballs you’ve ever tasted

Playing with his messy hair which he is secretly fussy about

“Don’t flatten it out babe! It takes a lot of work to make it look this way.”

He’s one of those people that if he finds a pretty rock he’ll give it to you

When he’s feeling a little frisky, he’ll whisper inappropriate jokes to you and tickle you

Dancing in mid air to some of your favorite songs

Beetlejuice making life a living hell for those who have wronged you in some way (like a crappy relative or a coworker)

“There are things worse than death toots, and I’m gonna make sure they know it.”

Late night walks through the cemetery, holding hands

Hearing him talk about all his experiences over the years

That’s all I have for now. Feel free to add on. Hope you like it!

hands of a killer || LONGLEGS (2024)

I’m so normal about him, I swear-