The Mechanisms Have Me Absolutely Cracking Up, I May Have A New Top 5 Band

The Mechanisms have me absolutely cracking up, I may have a new top 5 band

“I’m not going to kiss a sleeping stranger, Nastya. That’s really fucking creepy.

Oh well, try your normal plan. Shoot the machines until they explode.

I will! I will do that!!

…

What do you know- it worked.”

“Come in, boy! I hear you’ve a right to call me father!

Yeah, me and half the city, way I hear it.”

absolutely diabolical. i love it.

i have no clue what you mean.

i cannot miss them if they’re still alive and well.

they’re completely, totally, and perfectly fine.

they’re just honeymooning Somewhere Else.

MAG 200 SPOILERS

“Where you go, I go.”

“That’s the deal.”

and that’s me in the corner. that’s me in the spotlight. LOSING MY RELIGION.

MAG 200 SPOILERS

“Together?”

“One way or another. Together.”

they’ll be fine. they’ll be fine. they’ll be fine. they’llbefinethey’llbefinethey’llbefine-

im gonna come back to this reblog and cackle, aren’t i??

this is some kind of pun. i can feel it in my bones.

MAG 200 SPOILERS

“Where you go, I go.”

“That’s the deal.”

and that’s me in the corner. that’s me in the spotlight. LOSING MY RELIGION.

*sees ao3 is down*

*goes to tumblr*

*sees ao3 tag is trending with 1.5k new posts*

Me: oh good we’re all here

drop your fav TMA fics please 🙏🙏 finished the podcast and i need emotional support fanon

preferably Ao3 and nothing exceedingly long