Also Forgot To Mention It But The Sheer Amount Of SASS From Martin These Past 2 Season Is Amazing. Hes

also forgot to mention it but the sheer amount of SASS from Martin these past 2 season is amazing. he’s gone from the shy, flustered and under qualified archival assistant to straight up sassing literal supernatural beings that could definitely kill him or vanish him away with a wave of their hand.

he is so done and i support it.

“sorry Elias, i can’t hear you. there’s a DOOR in the way.” iconic.

“my ship kissed!” “my ship held hands!!!” okay. well. my ship had holes in it and was doomed to sink from the very moment of its departure. my ship flipped and drowned all the passengers. my ship had a sail that only faced windward. my ship’s home had always been at the bottom of the ocean floor. my ship is stained with barnacles and prone to heavy winds. my ship’s dock isnt waiting for it to return. And they still didnt fuck even once

got a major pest problem this year actually

will now be live blogging the last 2 episodes of season 4, starting with:

“I really loved you, you know?”

FUCKING OW?! MY HEART? ON THE FLOOR! MY SOUL? IN PIECES! DAMAGE? IRREPARABLE! HOTEL? TRIVAGO.

if i did makeup looks for each of The Fears, would that be something y’all want to see??

I Lied to you. We aren’t having sex, put your clothes back on. It’s time for me to explain to you the entire plot the Magnus archives and tell you which fear entity you would serve.