Just some incorrect cuphead quotes because why not
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Cuphead whenever he’s about to lose an argument: That’s a good point, on an unrelated note, did you ever find your dad?
King Dice: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Devil, to Stickler: How tall are you?
Chalice: I’ve been in jail for so long now.
Chalice: The days turn into weeks, the weeks into months…
Chalice: Have I been in here for a year now? It’s all too much…
Mugman: Chalice, we’re playing Monopoly.
King Dice: Bestie i’m in your walls <3
King Dice: Bestie can’t you hear my scratching 💔💔
King Dice: Weighted blankets aren’t enough, I need to be vacuum sealed.
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King Dice, being tasked with taking care of there Cuptrio: I can’t do this! I’m not good with children! I’m not a people person, I’m barely a person!
King Dice: We had a surprise meeting with Stickler today.
Henchman: …And?
King Dice: I was surprised.
Mugman: Elder Kettle said that I got 112% on my exam!
Cuphead: How’d you do that? Write your own questions and answer them?
Mugsy: …
Cuphead: You did, didn’t you.
Chalice, to Mugsy: That’s great, have you been diagnosed with autism yet?
Henchman: I just ordered a tapeworm off of Amazon!
Devil: Where do you plan on putting it?
Henchman: :)
King Dice: i don’t like that!!
Henchman: You guys worried about Dev?
Mugman: Totally!
King Dice: Yeah, he called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?"
Henchman: And what did you say?
King Dice: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno."
Mugman: ...
Henchman: He's lucky to have you as a boyfriend.
King Dice: I have a bad feeling about this...
Henchman: What do you mean?
King Dice: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble.
Henchman: No?
King Dice: That actually explains so much.
King Dice: You can close your eyes and play any game you want in your mind, even Paper Mario.
Stickler: Paper Mario is an objectively bad game-
King Dice: Close your eyes and imagine being a likeable person. Than open then and weep.
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Mugman: Hey everyone, today my brother pushed me, so I’m staying a kickstarter to put him down.
Mugman: Benefits of putting him down would be I’d get pushed way less.
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Devil: This is where my scorpion perished.
Henchman:
Henchman: cowabummer :(
Mugman: People loveme for my kindness. Nice boy energy.
Cuphead: But you tried to k!ll me earlier-
Mugman, holding a knife behind his back: Shh.
King Dice: Oh, you don't want me? Only because I speak in in riddles?
Mugman: Wagadoogy! (my catchphrase)
King Dice: What?
Henchman: Wagadoogy! (their catchphrase)
King Dice: We weren’t meant to eat everyday.
Devil: sounds like someone didn’t have a bountiful harvest