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Hey Sorry I Didn't Do Something Sooner But THANK YOU ALL FOR 200 FOLLOWERS!!! Never Thought I'd Get This
Hey sorry I didn't do something sooner but THANK YOU ALL FOR 200 FOLLOWERS!!! never thought I'd get this far lmao. Love y'all a lot, look forward to seeing more stuff!! Your prompts are super creative and cool!!!
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Not a request I was just gonna ask how are how was your day and have you drank any water these days
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Aw I appreciate it! My day wasn't too bad, I stayed in and recharged. I have been hydrating very efficiently! (â  â âšâ â˝â âšâ  â )
(daily reminder. Drink water, stretch your limbs a bit and get a snack!)
Hi how are you can you make a request of a macaque wukong and spider queen x sick fem reader
Like reader has a really bad fever and like she canât get out of bed so macaque,wukong and spider queen comfort and taking care of reader
Iâm sorry for the little words Iâm just sick and I canât concentrate on writing
Aw I hope you feel better! I loved this idea, please enjoy!!
"Darned Germs" (803 w.c)
SWK, Macaque, and Spider Queen x GN!Sick!Reader
Romantic Oneshot
Pronouns: you/yours
CW: sickness, mentions of food/eating, a single joke about eating people

âGods, youâre burning up!âÂ
Macaque took the thermometer from you with wide eyes. You could really only nod, and even then it was hard to really move. You were lying in his bed, since you had spent the night after watching movies with him, however you awoke feeling as if you were on fire. He had gotten you set up with plenty of fluids and an ice pack on your forehead, but it wasnât helping as much as he had hoped. He took out his phone, typing up some messages.
âWhatâre you doing?â You asked, your words slurring. His tail was swishing as his expression was concerned.Â
âIâm calling in the big guns.âÂ
Not even half an hour later, your other two partners appeared. Wukong came in the door first, and held it open as Spider Queen came in with some grocery bags. Macaque helped to take their coats.Â
âQueenie, I told you, I had food covered.â He protested, raising an eyebrow at how much she was actually carrying. She shook her head, stepping into the apartmentâs kitchen and opening the fridge. It was nearly barren, save for some leftover takeout and a single plum.Â
âYes, because thisâll be enough to nurse a whole army back to health. Gimme time, and Iâll have just the remedy for this blasted fever,â she tied all her dark hair back into a bun and then moved past the monkeys to where you were. Upon seeing you, it was like she was going full mom-modeâthe term Wukong had coined after she had made a habit of fretting over you, him, and Macaque on a normal basis. âOh, sweetheart, look at you!â
âHi QueenieâŚâ you reached out to her and she enveloped you in a hug.Â
âHowâd this happen? Who was so cruel to pass on these germs to you?!âÂ
âI dunno,â you spoke into her chest. Even though you loved the attention, you were still very warm. She pressed the back of her hand to your forehead. âBut Iâm really tiredâŚâ
âThatâs okay. You just lay back while I go make something to help, alright? No work, no nothinâ until youâre better.â She gave the crown of your head a kiss before stepping out of the bedroom to go begin the meal. Wukong came in next, with Macaque trailing behind him.Â
âHey, peaches. You okay?â He sat on the edge of the bed, leaning over and kissing your cheek.Â
âNot so much. Iâm drinking water and stuff, but I still feel cruddy.â You said.Â
âAw, well no worries! Weâll take care of you!â He reached into his own bag, that you didnât even realize heâd brought in, and retrieved a stuffed bear. You happily accepted the plush, hugging it tightly.Â
âThanks Wukong!! I love him!â You smiled. He smiled back. Him and Macaque settled onto the bed, making small talk. Every now and then theyâd pause and remind you to drink water, before resuming and grooming each other a little bit. Eventually a wonderful smell wafted through the air. All three of you went to the bedroom doorway and looked toward the kitchen.Â
Queenie stood facing the stove, her sleeves rolled up and a hand on her hip as she stirred something in a pot. She taste tested some of it, before shaking her head and adding some herbs to the mixture.Â
Sensing the pairs of eyes on her, she turned her head, gaze softening as she saw you all looking toward her. She taste tested again, this time nodding, and then she motioned for you to come over. Wukong moved forward first, practically salivating, and Macaque rolled his eyes and scooped you up bridal style. He carried you over to his table, sitting you down and then going to get dishes.Â
Once everyone was set up at the table, the queen scooped some of the stew from the pot and into the bowls in front of you and the others.Â
âThis recipeâs warded off sickness from me and my boys for ages,â the boys in question being her henchmen who she said were also her subjects. âSo I want you two to eat it as well, just to be on the safe side.â
âPromise thereâs no meat or people in it.â Wukong joked, remembering what her diet could consist of.Â
âRelax, I wouldnât feed yâall that stuff! Itâs just veggies and herbs. Now dig in!âÂ
Indeed, you all ate as if your lives depended on it, but really, it was just that delicious. Macaque noticed you were tired after the fact, so he helped to set you up in his bed again, opting to sleep on his own couch. In the morning, you awoke and felt as if the fever had never even been there, snuggled up with a happy stomach and your new stuffed bear.
If itâs okay đđ˝đđ˝ I have a request
I think Macaque would probably call the reader stuff like âsweetheartâ or âbabyâ but at the beginning itâs in a mocking/teasing manner, but as time goes on it gradually becomes affectionate. Do you think we could have some headcanons for that?
thank you âĽď¸đ
Oh my gosh I'm pretty sure this is canon /hj
Macaque and his nicknames for you Headcanons

He's flirtatious by nature. Mans knows how to get under anyone's skin, and once you've established a decent friendship with him he'll get under yours too.
"Oh, excuse me, princess"
"relax, sweetheart, I've got this"
In the beginning you don't know if you wanna kiss him or punch him
Either way, he smirks a lot less when he calls you names once you're in a relationship with him.
He has a softer gaze, his brows aren't so furrowed, and he reaches out to you gently
"Babes, you okay?"
"Let me get the door, hon."
It's legitimately so sweet đĽş
and you bet that if you call him names BACK then he'll take that as a challenge to see who can call the other the cutest pet names
"Plums, what do you want for dinner?" "Whatever you're hungry for, mi amor"
50000/10
Hi can I request a macaque wukong and mk x sugar mommy reader
Like reader spoils them so much that she would do anything for them like for example if they want a game/food/anything they want she will get it for them but if she finds out that someone threatened them or hurt them she will literally grab her weapon and she will beat the bitch up or anyone that will hurt them
Also can you do them separately please
YOURE A GENIUS YES SPOIL THE MONKEYS /pos
Also I focused more on the money part bc it's just so cute to think about....like the three most approval/attention seeking characters in the show and you buy them stuff???? 100000/10 in my opinion
SWK - youâŚyou actually love himâŚand you wanna buy him stuff?? And besides loving and caring for you back he doesnât have to pay you back?? Or prove heâs really grateful?? He can hardly believe it and thinks that youâre a demon trying to mess with him. But nope, you just give him a kiss and bring him to one of the stores heâs shown interest in and tell him to find some nice clothes. Then after youâll take him to dinner. It takes him a while to get used to it, but he loves the attention you give him. He develops a sense of style thatâs more than the same few things heâs been wearing for thousands of years and honestly? Heâs so handsome. He has a habit of constantly checking for reassurance that you honestly want to do this for him, because he can pay you back no problem!! A few weeks into being with you and his mood is super upbeat, but like genuinely instead of masking.
MK - huh??? What do you mean youâre alright with just spending absurd amounts of money on him??? Heâs super flattered, he never turns you down, but heâs an anxious lad who has never heard of a sugar mommy before. So you take him wherever he wantsâhis favorite place to blow money with you is definitely the arcadeâhave fun, and then he thanks you a million times. He loves being with you, not just for the money(though it is a nice bonus), and I think heâd gain some confidence from knowing that thereâs someone who loves him and doesnât need any grand gestures from him to prove it. Him being himself is enough for you.
Macaque - look, itâs gonna take a lot of time for him to be comfortable calling you a friend, let alone his partner, let aloneâŚthis. Youâll have to start small with him so you donât scare him off. Promise him you wonât hold this all against him some day, and that youâre honestly doing all this because you love him. He usually seems very confident, however once he realizes your intentions are good, he almost becomes shy. Itâll take some serious coaxing to get him to point out things that he likes so you can get them, but you love how flustered he gets when he tries clothes on and asks you what you think. I think his love language receiving would be gifts(since letâs face it when he used to be friends(or more?) with Wukong he was never empty-handed by the end of the day) but in terms of giving he probably likes physical touch or words of affirmationâŚexpect a clingy monkey after every trip :)