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Dear Filoni,

you have until tomorrow morning before we raid your house for no Cody content.

Sincerely, me

By title alone I already have feelings

Oh how the turns have tabled

Oop there he is

New commander…… Cody🥺?

YYYYEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

My boy, I’ve missed him so much

Maayyyybbeeeee don’t praise Dooku that much miss governor

To be fair, those droids didn’t check very hard for survivors

I want someone to do a scene edit with Cody back in his 212th gold

This is starting to feel like a Republic Commando game level and I’m not against it

I hate the way Cody yelled Nova and I hate you too

Yes Cody use those thighs

Debating politics is all Obi-Wan did come on Cody you’re used to this

God I love him so much

Fucking fuck Crosshair fuck you

Stop having deep meaningful conversations in front of the Geonosis memorial you’re giving me FEELINGS

YES CODY

if you wanna know how i think philip and benoit ended up married, well- blanc always introduces philip as his “partner” everywhere they go and philip doesn’t like it. it confuses people, you see! do you know how many times people have met him and turned to blanc and said “i thought you worked alone,” or asked philip condescendingly if he’s sure he isn’t jealous at all that his partner gets all the credit for their cases while his name’s not even in the articles about them? but blanc doesn’t like the term “boyfriend” (and, frankly, neither does philip- they’re too old for that), and philip can’t help but cringe at the word “lover”, so there aren’t many other options.

he doesn’t mention this annoyance of his to benoit, of course. the man’s a semi-public figure who’s in the news fairly often- it’s not for philip to decide how much the public knows about blanc’s personal life. five years into their relationship, though, they’re at a dinner party hosted by an uncle of a friend of a sister of benoit’s, and after a few introductions and a few misunderstandings, philip says mildly to blanc that he wishes he’d stop introducing him that way. doesn’t he see how it confuses people?

blanc chuckles and points out that philip’s affectation for calling him by his last name doesn’t exactly make it easier for people to figure out the nature of their relationship. philip rolls his eyes. “well, i did ask you,” he reminds blanc. “i asked you if you wanted me to stop calling you that on our first date, and what did you say? ‘no, no,’ you said-” his imitation of blanc has an even more ridiculous accent than the real thing- “‘i don’t think i could get used to you callin’ me benoit all the time.’”

the real blanc grins. “that’s cause i heard you say benoit once when we first met and you pronounced it- now, how did you pronounce it? say it with me: be-noyt.”

philip does not say it with him. he looks down at his plate and frowns, humbled slightly. “i took one french class for a semester and dropped it,” he mumbles. “all those damned tenses. it’s a miracle they know when anybody’s doing anything. look, this isn’t about your name. i just- well, i just-”

he just- what? it’s silly anyway. he spreads his hands as if searching for the right words, then drops them in defeat. “never mind. whatever. whatever. partner’s fine. you know what, forget i said anything. how’s your steak?”

blanc just looks at him, blue eyes inscrutable. god, his eyes are the bluest philip’s ever seen. you have to try not to lose yourself in them. philip gave up on that a long time ago. right now, there’s something in those eyes that makes him worry he’s brought something up that blanc’s going to fret over and not let go, terrified of hurting philip’s feelings. 

a week later, blanc comes home from work with a satisfied, almost smug look on his face. “you’re right,” he says simply, arms crossed, smiling impishly. “you’re absolutely right, philip. i’m tired of calling you my partner. and not just because you would be completely useless in a murder investigation, bless you, sweetheart, but because i’ve finally thought of something else i’d like ta call you better.” he reaches into his coat pocket and pulls out a small box, and it doesn’t take philip any detective work to realize what’s in it. “so, my darlin’, if you’ll have me, i’ll make sure everyone i meet knows you’re my husband. maybe you can even take my name- then i can call YOU ‘blanc.’ wouldn’t that be somethin’?”

and just like that, philip remembers why he puts up with it all.

Daniel Craig really went from

to

And we are all here for it

The way that the main woman of Knives Out, Marta, is explicitly stated to have outsmarted the baddie through her unrelenting kindness, contrasted to how the main woman of Glass Onion, Hellen, won over the villain by smashing and setting everything in the room on fire, all while in a tux covered in her own fake blood… You don’t understand. I’m obsessed.

Look I see and understand the charm of Phillip as a jewel thief or gentleman criminal or what have you but for this I HAVE to defer to tradition re: how these detectives meet their "roommates" -

he's just some random guy

maybe a war vet if we want to follow the holmes/poirot path but that's not 100% necessary, but

he's just some dude

and when we get a scene of them together in a room, Benoit looks at him like he hung the damn moon and remembered to retrieve some pebbles from it just for his collections

Look I see and understand the charm of Phillip as a jewel thief or gentleman criminal or what have you but for this I HAVE to defer to tradition re: how these detectives meet their "roommates" -

he's just some random guy

maybe a war vet if we want to follow the holmes/poirot path but that's not 100% necessary, but

he's just some dude

and when we get a scene of them together in a room, Benoit looks at him like he hung the damn moon and remembered to retrieve some pebbles from it just for his collections

there is something about benoit blanc that is so gender

#they're married okay

Mommy issues gave me two things

1. Mommy kink.

2 Benoit Blanc is my dad.

you've all heard of be gay, do crime.

now get ready for be gay, solve crime.

STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES!!!

SEA IS FOR COOKIE!

matt was shooketh when jen didn't know him as if he doesn't operate out of a literal garbage bin in a random alley in hell's kitchen. mans got on a local newspaper a couple times and suddenly he thinks he's LA famous like no bby girl-

Deleting my dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he hands me a diary I don’t even own with entries written in my handwriting and tells me to ask what Rittenhouse is)

Uncle Owen: “Luke is in danger”

Aunt Beru: 

I’m obsessed with this show

insp.

-SEveN fOOt FrAMe

Seven foot frame??!?

Sorry Camilo, your verse in the song absolutely slaps, but this man is three ounces tall. This man is seven foot measured in rat feet.

I’m depressed so here is this...

insp.

I didn’t aggressively wheeze when I read this

me, in the bocke tag bc i have no self control: if i scroll past the spoilers really really fast i didn't see it and it doesn't count

"Journey to Babel" is such a strange episode... we've got this medical drama with Spock volunteering to risk his life so his father can get life-saving surgery, then suddenly, cut to Kirk randomly having a knock-down, drag-out knife fight with an Andorian in a hallway.