craftycloudgardener - Fynn
craftycloudgardener
Fynn

hi! not a bot, just a blog! ftnb, they/them outside the kink, she/her otherwise. 20.

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craftycloudgardener
9 months ago

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craftycloudgardener
9 months ago

girls should be treated like princesses <3

denied power in favor of their closest male relative

expected to always sit still and look pretty

married off to whoever their father wants

taught their sole purpose is to produce heirs

claimed as spoils of war when conquered

craftycloudgardener
9 months ago
craftycloudgardener - Fynn
craftycloudgardener
9 months ago

Shoutout to this lesbian I once knew whose coworkers constantly insisted she just needed to “try the right dick” so much that she decided to prove them wrong by letting one of them fuck her. And then she tried proving him wrong again by letting him fuck her again. And a third time too. All I’m saying is, you don’t willingly take cock from the same guy three times without wanting it. Maybe the rest of you lezzies should try this too

craftycloudgardener
9 months ago

i love blurring the lines of friendship.

placing my hand on your lower back while we walk to keep you close, make sure people don't bump into you. leaning in close to confirm a suspicion— you're using a different shampoo. ("how'd you know?" you laugh, surprised that i even remembered what the old one smelled like. i just noticed. i always notice.) bumping my knee against your thigh under the table and smoothing over the spot with my palm, and you don't say anything, still smiling as we talk so i leave my hand there, let it ride higher, closer and closer.

it's only a matter of time before i'm kissing your neck, one hand cradling the back of your head while the other slides down, down, and your breath catches in your throat, eyelids fluttering. it shouldn't feel so good, should it? our other friends are in the living room, probably wondering what's taking us so long, and they'll definitely notice the hickey i left just above the collar of your shirt. but you like it, you like the thrill when i stuff my fingers into your mouth to keep you quiet, other hand working underneath your underwear.

maybe you like it too much. follow me around like a stray, desperate for another taste— of what it's like to skirt the lines of less and more, of what it's like to be mine. and you know what? i'll give it to you. what are you waiting for? come over. that's what friends do, isn't it?

craftycloudgardener
9 months ago

i want to suck cock so badly now it makes me look stupid 😭😭😭


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craftycloudgardener
9 months ago

If you’ve ever fantasized about sticking your c0ck in a butch dyke pls message me the fantasies 🥺 especially if it includes breeding her

craftycloudgardener
9 months ago

a lesbian who's too shy and flustered around women, and just isn't any good at dating or lesbian hookups, so she has no experience with women... but she gets really horny, and it's easier to get a man to come over and fuck you, so that's what she does all the time. it's just a convenience thing! and it feels good! and gets her so wet when she actually tells them she's a lesbian, how it gets to them. and even better when she tells them it isn't her first or last time with a guy, she's not just experimenting, she fucks guys all the time. it's all she does, really. it's easier, it feels great, she feels so smug about how good she is at getting men off.

when she finally has sex with a woman... she finds it underwhelming, and there are too many feelings involved. she only wants to focus on the sex, without attraction or feelings coming into play. she needs men drilling her holes like they're trying to prove a point, she needs to be manhandled and used like a brainless cum receptacle! she needs the real thing! so she thinks she's going to just keep fucking men 🩷🩷🩷

craftycloudgardener
9 months ago

I think I should clarify some things; I am not attracted to men naturally. But being made to say it? Utterly humiliates me and sends shivers down my spine. To tell a guy I want his cock inside me makes me feel so defeated from how wet I get from the humiliation of it. The thought of being a toy for a man online turns my insides into heat from shame.

I crave that betrayal from my body.

craftycloudgardener
9 months ago

😩 i want to prepare a girl for her first time receiving anal... i wanna rim her and gently stretch her out nice and slow with my fingers and tongue and toys, until she's so open and needy and ready to be fucked. i wanna watch the cock slide inside her for the first time. i wanna listen to the sweet sounds she makes, and reward her for taking it so well by sucking her clit/dick. and i wanna eat her ass again afterwards while she's gaping and full of cum 🥴🥴 and hold her in my arms and let her suck on my tits while i keep praising her for being such a good little cocksleeve and let her grind into the palm of my hand 😊😊🩷 she gets to watch me get facefucked too!

craftycloudgardener
9 months ago

reblog if your dms are a safe space for girlcock

craftycloudgardener
9 months ago
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craftycloudgardener
9 months ago

No sound in the world is as satisfying as the glk-glk-glk sound a lesbian makes as she takes a man’s cock down her throat over and over.

craftycloudgardener
9 months ago

There's just something about lesbians performing for men that gets me wet.

Like let me and a girl share a dildo and show off out tits to the camera for men to watch.

craftycloudgardener
9 months ago
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craftycloudgardener
9 months ago

i want dick from an incel ❤︎‬ like yess tell me how all women are stupid whores while you fuck me

craftycloudgardener
9 months ago
craftycloudgardener - Fynn
craftycloudgardener
9 months ago

Quotes on why Men are superior

Men “generally have to undergo, during manhood, a severe struggle in order to maintain themselves and their families; and this will tend to keep up or even increase their mental powers, and, as a consequence, the present inequality between the sexes.“ Darwin

“women at home nurturing the young are out of reach of natural selection; thus they have evolved more slowly and their mental powers are lower.” Darwin

Natural selection meant “men were not only powerful and courageous, but aggressive, unscrupulous, intensely egoistic” while “women needed to develop the “ability to please”men. Herbert Spencer

“physically, mentally and morally, woman is a kind of adult child.” James McGrigor Allan

“even education could not lift women to intellectual equality with men. Since women’s inferior abilities were a product of natural selection, they were not “likely to be removed by even the most skillfully conducted educational selection.” Thomas H. Huxley

craftycloudgardener
9 months ago
craftycloudgardener
9 months ago

wow, i should literally be licking a misogynist’s nuts right now <- me, in any given situation

craftycloudgardener
9 months ago

Remember, guys: it's a man's duty to cum inside. If a woman lets you stick your penis in her, you cum inside her, always. She can deal with the consequences.

craftycloudgardener
9 months ago

-> Anal cam shows

craftycloudgardener
9 months ago

hiiiii *kills myself in front of u* <3

*chops you up and puts you in my freezer for later* <3


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craftycloudgardener
9 months ago

having a thing for older women is great until the tgirl in her mid 40's who took you home from the bar six months ago and nearly came when you called her mommy and whom you've been dating ever since, to the point that things are getting serious and you're both madly in love with each other and who's started introducing you to people as her daughter instead of as her girlfriend and just the other day she asked you about your ring size and you hope to god she's gonna propose and you're brimming with excitement at the idea of being her daughterwife tells you about her life back when she was your age and you realize she went to college with your parents and the girl she's describing as her "married FWB" was your mom and you have to tell her that you think she's your real dad. Then it goes from great to amazing. Though it might be a little awkward at the wedding.