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no one in this room knows I'm countjortula
[talking about the body i inhabit] “idk i just work here”
more misa
Worst pain
the humble apostrophe
sending asks is so scary what if i sneezed on my keyboard and mistyped my entire adress and misgendered everyone and mispelled every single word and also typed my password into the message. what then. once the ask is sent who knows what it looks like. i couldve tyepd anything
Avid Watari hate post
Maturing is realising Watari and Roger ruined these kids lives, imagine A, BB, L, Mello and Near just getting adopted by nice families and going on vacation to the beach with their pet dog…
They have fun with their friends, they date, they have silly crushes, love, get married, start a family, have amazing careers due to their intelligence.
They look back on their childhoods knowing it was hard enough they lost their parents at such a young age, but their life rapidly improved and they got a normal loving life with parents that adored them.
But these two old men just groomed them into being genius super detectives.
L could have had a normal childhood, A wouldn’t have killed himself because the pressure of being L wasn’t too much to bear. BB wouldn’t have been compared to greatness to the point he felt the need to kill people and then attempt to kill himself to get Ls attention.
Mello and Near wouldnt have been put up against each other to compete and make either of them fight like that. Have Mello put his life in danger to prove himself.
They all died before 25. (Bar near) they were babies.
They were just babies.
JUSTICE FOR THE WAMMY KIDS
Light’s mom & sister: Light died trying to fight Kira he must be happy in heaven 🥺😔
Matsuda:
I LOVE CHEESE
every time i see a person on tiktok who clearly has never watched death note say “me and who” over a picture of LIGHT AND MISA i let out the biggest sigh bc you don’t want to be in a relationship like that bro 😭😭
all that and it's not even the most insane thing that happened
October 8, 2004:
Matsuda breaks into the Yotsuba building and overhears high-ranking employees discussing murder.
Caught by the executives, Matsuda poses as Misa Amane’s manager and promotes her to them.
Matsuda fakes his death by falling off the balcony of Misa Amane’s apartment (the investigation headquarters).
October 8, 2009: NPA director Kanichi Takimura is abducted by Mafia members working under Mello.
lets start using makeup and clothes to look worse
THEEEEEEEMMMMMM!!!!!
The Boys
good morning bastards
this sucks so bad i need to (remembers suicide jokes only make my mental health worse) find the holy grail
rest in peace matt jeevas, you would've loved five nights at freddy's
I take immense joy in knowing Light Yagami would absolutely fucking hate his fan base. That man had a level 1000 god complex and thinks he’s hot shit. Yet his fans are teenagers on the internet who see right through him, calling him a pathetic meow meow and putting him in maid dresses. The absolute disrespect, he’d hate it. I however, find it fucking hysterical.