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A dumb kid walks into an ice cream shop…

Kid: “I’ll have a scoop of vanilla and a scoop of chocolate please.”

Clerk: “Sorry kid, we’re out of chocolate.”

Kid: “OK. Make it a scoop of strawberry and a scoop of chocolate.”

Clerk: “No, no, you don’t understand, it’s chocolate we’re out of,”

Kid: “Ah, OK. Then gimme a scoop of raspberry, and a scoop of chocolate.”

Clerk: “Listen kid, can you spell the VAN in vanilla?”

Kid: “Sure! V-A-N.”

Clerk: “Can you spell the STRAW in strawberry?”

Kid: “Sure! S-T-R-A-W!

Clerk: “Can you spell the FUCK in chocolate?”

Kid: “There is no FUCK in chocolate!”

Clerk: “THAT’S what I’m trying to tell you.”

I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

Being in school is like: *hears a slur* *hears a slur* *someone calls something gay as an insult* *gets sensory overload from how much light and noise there is* *hears a sl

"Dont lose your head!"

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So im obsessed now

And gay

This is the most green i have ever used in my life

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