I Was Playing Gartic Phone With My Family, And Something With South Park Came Up. I Made A Mistake With

I was playing Gartic Phone with my family, and something with south park came up. I made a mistake with the bucket tool, and this miracle has come of it

Good ol Kakyoin egg

No hate toward the wife! Poor girl didn’t even get a name :(

I'm planning on creating a D&D campaign based off of Steel Ball Run. Any tips?

If ya don't know, SBR is the 7th part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. They race across the US, the 23rd president gets involved, etc etc.

I wanna make a campaign based off of that. Heres the ideas I've got so far (part 7 spoilers):

Instead of a prez looking for jesus' corpse, we've got a king looking for magical crystals that grant knowledge. I'm not sure what race he'd be yet.

It's a new country, similar to the US, but mainly desert. Good ol wild west style.

No horses, because I've got no idea how those dudes work in battle. It'll be a foot race with checkmarks.

No idea what the name would be, I was thinking of something like "iron cube race" as a funny parody name.

Any and all suggestions help! Thanks in advance to everyone wo read this far!

Edit/Update:

Thanks to everyone who left suggestions and ideas! I also asked on reddit, and I got a good amount of ideas and help as well.

I've decided to use horses! From all the suggestions and details, it's a good idea to have them.

Any ideas are still welcome!

Being cupioromantic is like being lactose intolerant and wanting to eat icecream

Hey everyone!! We're now open for name and neopronoun suggestions for anyone who'd like to use them, including using them for fictional characters! :3 just send me an ask and ill give you some help

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What if all Hamon users share Hermit Purple or some variation of it?

Forgive me if someone's come up with this idea before

So the only Hamon users that we know have stands is Joseph and Jonathan's body, which also has some variation of HP, so what if the share it like (SBR SPOILERS) spin users share ball breaker?

I feel super smart for coming up with this idea but also stupid for not realizing it before

I know that DIO was originally ment to have every stand but Araki changed that idea early on - which is why we see DIO using some version of HP - but that was changed to be Jonathan's body's stand