Mike: I Made Tea.Steven: I Don't Want Tea.Mike: I Didn't Make You Tea. This Is My Tea.Steven: Then Why

Mike: I made tea. Steven: I don't want tea. Mike: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea. Steven: Then why did you tell me? Mike: It's a conversation starter. Steven: It's a horrible conversation starter. Mike: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.

Mike: The first time Steven opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside they yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"

So everyone seems to very much like steven and mike incorrect quotes

I just made the incorrect quotes posts just cues i was bored and wanted to do silly sibling chaos AND NOW JUST A FEW OF THE POSTS ARE GETTING ALOT OF LIKES AND REBLOGS, LIKE HOLY SHIT CALM DOWN, but uh anyways yeah i will make more of the incorrect quotes just cues, mike and steven are way to chaotic XD but uh ye thats mainly it

Mike: What do you call a dictionary on drugs? Steven: If you say "addict-ionary" I swear I will cut you. Mike: I was actually going to say "high definition", but your answer's much better. Steven: …

Mike: Whether or not I pay income taxes is none of the government's business. Steven: No, well, actually, it is. Mike: You don't know my name or what I look like, good luck finding me.

Mike: The greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from an all you can eat pizza buffet. Steven: Why’d you get banned? Mike: Touched the rat. Steven: … What rat? Mike: Chunky Cheese.