YOOOO I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR ANY OF THIS WHY ARE THEY ALL ACCURATE

YOOOO I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR ANY OF THIS WHY ARE THEY ALL ACCURATE

Hockey Players as Greek Gods

Zeus- (God of the Sky)-Sidney Crosby, has the most power and rules over everyone. Brooding when angry, likes to travel but not be noticed or talked to.

Hera- (God of Marriage, Mothers and Families)- Marc-Andre Fleury, loves their family. Likes to be in the carpool line or cut oranges for soccer games. But do not anger, you will not exist anymore.

Athena- (God of Wisdom, War and Useful Arts)- Dougie Hamilton, the smart ones, likes to wander around museums, only interacts with intellectuals, probably get a degree for FUN

Aphrodite- (God of Love and Beauty)-Roman Josi, very very pretty, uses their looks to get what they want, and it works 1000% of the time, is here for a good time not a long time 

Hermes- (God of the Roadways, Travelers, Merchants, and Thieves)-Mat Barzal, terrible style with joggers and shitty shoes, always missing, tends to start trouble but can never finish it, always needs backup. 

Poseidon- (God of the Sea)- Erik Johnson, UNHINGED, would create horses out of sea form, only wears Hawaiian shirt, shorts, and flipflops, likes to talk to anyone.

Apollo- (God of Archery, Music, Poetry, Prophecy, and Medicine)- Tyson Jost, likes to look HOT, always looks good, is into everything from Music to Medicine; won’t be good at it but points for trying.

Dionysus- (God of Wine)- Quinn Hughes, pasty man who always looks hungover, a grumpy man barely surviving. Not much of a fighter…more of just stern petty looks. 

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THIS!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL OF THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS ALL SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!! you’ve done it again amazing spectacular showstopping!

ej as poseidon makes so. much. sense. and quinn as dionysus has me dying AHAHAHAH💀 also tyson as apollo isn’t something i thought i needed in life but here i am.. a whore for this concept omfg

i saw this in my notif and i IMMEDIATELY KNEW what edit i wanted to make! my percy jackson loving heart will spare no expense at making this the best (ugliest) bad edit i’ve ever done

coming to bookstores near you:

i put my whole c-ussy into this one fr 💀 whipped out my ipad and procreate app and everything AHAHAHHA god i love making bad edits for your castings (clarification: the dude in the middle that all faded into the purple is gary bettman hehe)

Listen to me Sidney Crosby is the definition of wholesome.

Like have you ever wanted to be with someone platonically SO FREAKING BADLY that's me. That's the kind of person I would want as a best friend.

sid is too focused on the aesthetics to get the interview done [x]

If an astronaut dies in a distant planet with no life , then that planet witnessed death before creation of life

How does he looks this good all the time?

I'm gonna have to remember that I run 2 blogs; one for my head (hockey, baseball, music, life stuff) and one for my writing.

I forget sometimes lol.

Done.

Fuck it, we ball.

life tips

make yourself hard to kill

say fuck it we ball whenever something bad happens

if your therapist cant fix you you can make her worse