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constanttea

6 years ago

Last night I had a really weird dream. In it, I married Robert Pattinson, had two kids with him, and then we got divorced.

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constanttea

6 years ago

Whoopie pies are amazing, but I’m never making them again.

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constanttea

6 years ago

Cake the guinea pig meets Aelin the cat

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constanttea

6 years ago

Why does the world make it so we have to bleed just to prove a point?

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constanttea

6 years ago

My DND character is 7 ft tall and wears a bedsheet.

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