
@ConfusedSplagebbi on ao3, I post sometimes she/her but they/them's ok too, just pick one
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New Employee At The Triangle Factory

New employee at the triangle factory <3 Hope his first day is going well!
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More Posts from Confusedsplagebbi
You had told them that's not how it works, you had warned them that the perfect body requires constant effort and hard work, but these people were too unhappy, too disgusted with their appearances to listen, to understand that they weren't ugly, nor overweight, nor repulsive to see that what they saw simply wasn't the truth. So, relenting, you asked them to get into the pose that would be easy to work with and took the money they had paid you to the sculptor. He examined the diagrams that had been left with the statues, the "perfect" body, and got to work, chipping away at the blocks of stone. He flattened the bellies and carved in pecs, shaped the hopeful features into those of models, carved away the extra fat that wasn't even an unhealthy amount. One woman in particular was so thin from starving herself, trying to get to an impossible weight, had arms so thin that in an attempt to sculpt them further, one fell off and had to be reattached.
The statues were shipped back at the end of the day. You brought them in to your studio and set up the usual sandwiches and water for them to eat when they broke free, but seeing how they had changed, you knew it would be better to set out a mop.
Midnight came, and as you desperately tried to sleep in your bed, the statues came to life. They were a horrible sight of mottled flesh, a patchwork of skin and muscles and bone where their very being has expertly been carved away. Their faces were ribbons, with large gashes where their cheeks had been shaved away. They cried in agony
"What have we done" "Help us" Save us"
But there was nothing to be done, as you tried to block out their tortured screams down the hall. You had warned them, but they didn't listen.
Morning came, and you awoke from the nightmares as you always did, and got to work mopping up the piles of blood and flesh that had once been people.
Everyone you touch turns into stone for a day. Recently a group of people beg you to touch them so they could be sculpted into the perfect body.

Starting a new hobby is always a risk because I might just drop it a week later when I'm not instantly good at it.
Are there problems on both sides? Yes. Does one side have a significantly greater amount? ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY! This seems to get so many people- like you're not voting for The Perfect Party™. The Perfect Party™ doesn't exist. You're voting for the less bad party, which in this case, is the one that doesn't have a felon as their nominee.
chappell being a "problems on both sides" girlie was not on my 2024 bingo like i knew she had refused to go to the white house over Palestine/Israel and I totally understood that but when you're talking about who to vote for please please think before you speak, like. "Problems on both sides?" Girl one of these candidates is telling people schools are giving sex change operations to children and women are killing babies after they're born and the other is literally calling for a ceasefire, supports roe v. wade being codified, and performed some of the first gay marriages in the nation. now is not the time for "problems on both sides".

you would have thought that she’d been assaulted or something from this post, but do you know what she was referring to?

a picture of a lettuce