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A status update on the Technoblade memorial on Hypixel!

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A cropped screenshot of a tweet by Noxy at Hypixel Studios @/Noxywoxy. It reads “Technoblades final prank on Hypixel :). 377,000 people have left messages so far, 45mil characters of text not inclusive of names, spacing and entry number. Gonna roughly take 200 250 page A4 books to print it all out. For context - longest novel ever was 9 mil characters”.

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So...

My 'New lover' headcannons for Sir Afton

This is for after he divorced or his wife died or whatever and then he finds you...

- William was 100% unfaithful to his wife but that's because he never really loved her...

I have a feeling that his marriage was somewhat arranged...

Like I have a whole lot of headcannons about William and I'll make sure to make another list of my own headcannons about William's backstory...

HOWEVER! Let's get back on track here

- William might certainly seem like the masochistic type but... Personally I think he's the opposite to begin with

- Sure, he's into some horror-movie type shit but he won't be like that when you first start off with him

- He'll sweep you off your feet and take you out, unless you aren't really the going out type (like me), then he'll take you somewhere quiet like a park and bring a bag of snacks and drinks to just sit and talk

- Now, here's the thing, William isn't really the type to 'date'. If he sees someone he likes he'll be after them, like a wolf but he gives the vibe of a husky... You get what I'm saying? He looks menacing but he's no threat and could easily grab your heart with just his eyes.

- William definitely likes people different than him, he's always been rather 'high-class' (more of my hcs, I'll get on that I promise) so he likes someone who's personality is different.

- As for affectionate things, at first you'll get the same kind of treatment that he did as a child, which wasn't much. But when you do little things with him: hold his hand, play with his hair, fix his clothes (his collar, his ties, swipe dust off his shoulders) he'll just kind of admire you for a moment and then when you snap him back into reality he'll flush a little bit and thank you.

- Doll... Wha...? Thank you...

- Oh... Thank you, my darling...

- What are you...? Oh... I appreciate it, thank you, my love

Anyway... Onto the stuff I haven't written in a while...

NSFW stuff...

- William is into all that stuff people write him into, Daddy kink, cutting, If it hurts (you or him) he's into it... But he'll never push you too far.

- But... My William doesn't do any of that unless you ask or before you both go that far, you both sit and talk about what you're into, set a basis.

- Also, William grew up in the 50s and 60s most likely, so he's very old fashioned... Missionary is his first choice, and slow too...

Sex isn't to be rushed with William...

He's actually naturally gentle and slow, he won't tease unless it's something you've talked about...

If you both want it, he'll be carrying you into the bedroom in seconds. Laying you down and taking off your clothes and you taking off his. Kissing every inch of skin he uncovers...

- Once everything's off you both, he'll be crawling over you, pushing you into the sheets gently and kissing you deep. His hands caressing up and down your waist and thighs...

- Then he'll slowly move his kisses down to your neck, he'll lick and suck gently, and before he does, he'll ask if he can bite and leave you some marks to remember him by

- Darling... May I...? You look so good like this but I know how I can make you look even better...

- I'd love to mark you mine... If you'll let me, my love...

But he's also ready for anything you want to do...

You wanna ride? Hop on, let's ride, baby!

You wanna be face down, ass up? He'll be on you fast... (Ass man, 100%)

You're practically teaching him what to do but trust me he learns fast... Very fast...

- If you ask him to go harder or faster, in the beginning he'll look at you for a moment, kinda stunned since you're already moaning and whining for him, you're legs are wrapped around his hips and everything... And you're asking for more?

So, he'll speed up just a little bit, occasionally roughly snapping his hips into you, that makes you moan louder but you still hold onto him tightly as he moves

- H-Harder... William... PLEASE!

- Okay, Darling... But tell me if it's too much...

- Mmmnn It's not enough William... Please... You won't hurt me... I can't take it!!

And then he'll really start... He'll lean back and take a hold of your hips and pull you onto him.

As he pulls you towards him, he'll push his hips forward and fuck you deep and hard.

The force behind it shocks you and you almost cum immediately.

- OH FUCK!! WILLIAM!!

- How's that, darling?

- YES! YES! I LOVE IT!!

- Yeah... That's my good girl... My girl wants it hard... So I'll give it to her hard...

You have no idea where this William has come from but you're not about to argue with him

And that's when he starts to get more comfortable with his own interests... He's always wanted to try this but his wife would never let him, if she slept with him at all...

But you... Oh God where have you been all this time?

- But in the end, he'll always ask to do something to you.

And speaking of in the end, When it comes to... Well... Cum...

Again, he'll ask... As struggled as it is, he gets very whiny and groany when he's close...

- Oh... Fuck... Baby... Where do you... Want it?

And whatever you say he'll respect it but just for the sake of my problems...

- INSIDE WILLIAM!!! INSIDE ME PLEASE!!!

That does it... You've sent his breeding kink into overdrive

- Fuck... Fuck... Yes baby!!! Take my cum!!! Take it! Good girl!! Oh... My lord...

Once you've both calmed down...

- Darling... That was so much fun

- We don't have to stop now...

- Oho... Well then... Prepare yourself for a long, busy night... I love you so much

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That went on longer than I thought it would... Guess I had more HCs than I thought... Or it's probably because I drag on so much and that's why nobody reads my stuff

Anyway. Peace ✌️

can you do a william afton x trans male reader? erm i dont have an idea of a plot so ;; you can do whatever?

Ofc I can❤️ I did this to be more coming out😋

(Female dni)

William afton

“Darling im home!”william came in through the door. “Darling?”,William walks up to up your bedroom door knocking slightly.”love is everything ok?” He could hear your crying from the outside. He came in and sat down next to you on the bed. “Why are you crying?” You know i dont like to see my precious girl crying..” “precious girl” that made you uncomfortable… you Moved away from William but still being a little close. You never felt right when someone calls you girl…

”Love talk to me did I say something wrong?” William put his hand on your shoulder reassuring you its ok to talk.”William i dont feel comfortable being called a girl or anything Like that…”tears came down even more. “What are you trying to tell me dear?””im not a girl William im a guy, I want to be seen as a guy I want to be your boyfriend William…”you started crying even being scared of what he might say.. “Darling you could’ve just told me sooner…I dont care if you’re a guy you’re still my love and I respect you by it…I believe you are transgender then?”

you felt relieved..”yes i am…I could give you more info on it”you didn’t suspect for him know about it to much…”please love I want to understand you is there a new name for me to call you?” “(______) please..” you felt him take your hand in his..”such a lovely name for my lovely boyfriend..”

(Pls send in more request)

Shout out to orange onesie child for greatly improving a rather mid con.

TW: rant, long post, Technoblade, slight descent into hysteria?

(here it goes)

Technoblade being gone is so unbelievable for me.

I think I really started to believe "Technoblade never dies" so much that I can't process he's no longer with us.

It sounds like a joke some sick joke.

But I'm waiting for the punchline... he's gonna post it in a month, 2 months, 3, 4, fuck I'd give him a year and he'll post because he's not gone.

He can't be...the world wouldn't be moving if he was...right? He can't be gone. It's a joke. A sick joke, but a joke. It has to be. I'm just going to wait for the punchline, he'll post it soon...he has to. He's not gone. He can't be...

Techno...please don't be gone, please come back, this isn't funny, come back please, you got us haha funny joke please come back now please

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He's really gone, isn't he?

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*Blood for the Blood God*

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*Technoblade never dies*

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Thank you, Techno, for all that you've done for us. You meant more to us than I think you knew.

Lovingly,

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