I Like To Imagine That Kobble Was Absolutely Terrible At Hiding From Lee During Her Youth But It Wasn't

I like to imagine that kobble was absolutely terrible at hiding from lee during her youth but it wasn't even on purpose. They just had awful timing coming up from the basement. They'd just be hungry and go up to the kitchen but at the same time she would also feel hungry and go down to the kitchen.

Little lee would be absolutely flabbergasted at this weird man in her kitchen cause she couldn't remember any of the other times of running into him. They wouldn't even care that she saw them, just not their issue. It was her moms issue though.

Ruth would be so fed up every time. Having to erase something from her mind every day would really get on her nerves. She really wanted to yell at them to stay in the basement but would then remember they could kill her and her daughter at any given time.

She doesn't know about the triangle and that it was a lot easier to get the dolls into the houses with her. And that satan probably wouldn't let them kill her but yk. Dramatic irony and all that.

I was just thinking about dr. Futterman's line about how phyllis could have became a nurse or a wife. If she did the things she did as a child entertainer she had to always be fucked in the head so I doubt that would have changed much. Might have made her actions a little easier to do.

If she became a nurse she could just do something to keep the kids sick and when she would be happy with the number of kids, she could give them the drugs. Spin some lie that they should kill their parents cause they're the one keeping them sick. Maybe start some group home in the hospital basement so she'd have them in one place. And the basement would be the traumatizing crime scene and then she would be admitted to the hospital psych ward. And yk murkoff would scoop her up ect.

If she became a wife she would just give birth to her little army which might have opened the door to her own biological kids being in the game as small assets. Keeping her own kids under her control wouldn't be that hard neither would getting them hooked on drugs. She'd probably have them murder their own father for various reasons. Her house would be the crime scene. Maybe she'd even have her kids friends brought in to it and have them kill their parents. And yk the rest.

Nvm, I like him now.

I do not like franco but I 100% agree with his gooseberry lines

Here’s some sweaty Texas boys, he’s definitely got a sunburn

And here bubba’s two favorite girls

Stretch and dolly

(Background draw by @r0tcom)

another one :)

longlegs is gonna be in my brain like a worm for weeks