I Like To Imagine That Kobble Was Absolutely Terrible At Hiding From Lee During Her Youth But It Wasn't

I like to imagine that kobble was absolutely terrible at hiding from lee during her youth but it wasn't even on purpose. They just had awful timing coming up from the basement. They'd just be hungry and go up to the kitchen but at the same time she would also feel hungry and go down to the kitchen.

Little lee would be absolutely flabbergasted at this weird man in her kitchen cause she couldn't remember any of the other times of running into him. They wouldn't even care that she saw them, just not their issue. It was her moms issue though.

Ruth would be so fed up every time. Having to erase something from her mind every day would really get on her nerves. She really wanted to yell at them to stay in the basement but would then remember they could kill her and her daughter at any given time.

She doesn't know about the triangle and that it was a lot easier to get the dolls into the houses with her. And that satan probably wouldn't let them kill her but yk. Dramatic irony and all that.

Can we not headcanon dale as a rapist, that's a very weird thing to do and fetishizing rape isn't normal.

Since kobble is played by nicholas cage and the janitor from willy's wonderland was also played by nicholas cage... does that mean dale kobble has the power to solo possessed animatronics?

You guys know the "oh yea, vector! SHUT THE FUCK UP!" audio? It be really funny if someone edited the vector part to be kobble's "let me nooow"

I wish they still made in space sequels, this would have been funny af.