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not a day goes by that i do not think about the sims 3’s disgusting moodlet icons

Deep Roads I miss you. I miss you Deep Roads.

do not go to therapy. enough people went to grant us all herd immunity. we are all fine and we will all be fine God bless

i love that i chose tabris to be sword & shield in origins bc i usually take 1 person from each class on missions, so alistair joins the gang like 70% of the time. and they tank tf out of everything. it creates a lot of romantic drama where they save each other when one is picked up & crushed by an ogre or a dragon tries to eat them for dinner. she was ripped a new asshole by flemeth, revived by wynne, and IMMEDIATELY this bitch is fucking cronched again before i can take control of her dumbass. alistair responds by slicing mommy's head in half. then they begin to fall in love. morrigan this was all for u btw

yet another great poster lost to touching grass

omg wait....ANOTHER company said they'd get back to me abt my interview by Friday at the latest and it's now monday??? Jeez i wonder what happened, they def would've responded unless something bad happened i hope everything is ok

Matt Rhodes: "This #ThrowbackThursday is about Skyhold. Here are some early versions of it." [source]

Art by Matt Rhodes

the funniest line in dragon age origins is soris saying his betrothed sounds like a dying mouse. thank you no further questions

there’s this thing called “nouns” and me and the fags? we’ve gone pro

I swear to god I am going to (remembers nothing) (stares directly at the fucking

ouch

watching atla for the first time

AI sucks but if Legion or EDI were real........ 👀👀🥵🥵😍👌😩💯

he said its legion time and then legioned all over the place

we all talk a big game on here but the honest truth at the end of the day is that if i saw slenderman i would be really scared

Red Dead Redemption 2 was so real for creating the most in-depth, realistic clothing system I've ever seen in any game, and exclusively using it on burly, unhygienic men.

You choose every layer, every accessory, with dozens to hundreds of each to choose from. You can go in and fine-tune minute details like whether or not to roll up the shirt sleeves, or button the collar, or whether to wear your pants under your boots. These clothes get dirty in real time depending on what you do in the game. Mud, dust and blood linger unless washed off. Every garment has a warmth rating based on its material, and the game calculates what temperatures an outfit is suitable for based on the combined total. Dressing too cold or warm for the weather causes health debuffs.

You can choose which way he parts his hair, and whether he gels it. If you eat too much he gets bulkier and gains a double chin, and if you eat too little he can go underweight and get all bony and sallow. Both of these states come with stat changes. His hair and beard grow in real game time, and you need to routinely style and shave his facial hair if you want any style other than a full Santa. You need to bathe him regularly or people will start commenting on his BO, and he'll start visibly appearing filthy long before that. He sunburns in the sun, and in the heat he becomes slick and glossy with sweat.

This shit is IN DEPTH. It blows the customization systems of actual fashion-centric games like tf2, Monster Hunter and Splatoon out of the water in every regard. They honestly look basic in comparison. It's a paradigm shift for sure once you experience RDR2's level of customization. Everything else starts to feel smaller.

The player character all this customization is applied to, and I simply cannot stress this enough, is a 36 year old, 6'3" smoker weighing well over 200 pounds, with facial hair thicker than a sheepdogs, forearms like gnarled tree trunks and a dark, dense forest of body hair covering every reasonable surface. His skin is pocked and marred with scars from a rugged, nomadic lifestyle, and his teeth are the colour of cornbread. He has a thick southern accent, is a known mean drunk and knows how to skin pretty much any North American animal. He has never worn deodorant, flossed or moisturized. He eats canned beans, fruit and the like by simply pouring them into his mouth and gulping, often while walking or riding a horse at full gallop.

I can think of NO better use case for such customization. Not some fresh-faced little twink, not some busty anime babe. Just a gross, hairy, unwashed homeless dude with crippling self esteem issues and a chest broader than a barrel laid lengthwise. A non fashion-centric game, certainly a non-fashion centric character, but for some reason the best clothing and customization system ever concieved, bar none. What the fuck.

Meme news: The Brazilian actress Renata Sorrah came out as bisexual at the age of 76

That's her, btw

She's an icon and also very talented. We Stan.

Yeah okay sure