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being dumb and bi is in now. if you’re dumb and bi you’re basically the coolest person on earth

Guardian News: “‘You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words,’ climate activist Greta Thunberg has told world leaders at the 2019 UN climate action summit in New York.”

writer: this is one of my male characters! he cares about his guy friends and loves them deeply.

tumblr: oh! so he’s gay!

writer: uh…no, he’s attracted to women.

tumblr: ….so he’s bi!

writer: uhh…no…….he loves his guy friends but he’s not romantically/sexually attracted to them.

tumblr: ….so you’re homophobic.

writer:

The older I get the more fiercely protective I get of younger girls. I was heading into work yesterday and I saw that 12 year old (I mentioned her before, the one who wore makeup) talking to this older man. She’s normally really bubbly but she looked a little more subdued talking to him so I go over and loudly say “Hey sweetheart, who’s this?” And the guys just glares at me and she says “oh um his name is Justin.” And I’m like “Hi Justin, how do you know her?” And he gets nervous and is like “I just saw her jogging and thought I’d give her pointers.” So I just kinda tilted my head and looked at him for a minute. He literally asked me “are you a cop or something? I haven’t done anything wrong.” So I took her to the McDonald’s near by, bought her something and had a talk about not talking to strangers. Low key I’m debating the next time I see her parents (they drop her off at the gym and leave her there for hours) to maybe have a talk with them or something. Idk if it’s my place tho

ok so hear me out, “gaydar” but for bisexuality

BI-FI

“are you getting any Bi-Fi in here” “i only have like two bars of bi-fi” “why is there no bi-fi in here” “the bi-fi signal is great in here”

and my favorite: “what’s the bi-fi password?”

and for pansexuals? PAN-SCAN

Funny how sex is an irresistible human urge when a man rapes a woman but when a woman gets pregnant and wants an abortion she should have been smarter and thought twice before having sex if she didn’t want a child

My tablet’s still busted, but I wanted to do somethin cute for Halloween

Click to see what these silly ghosts are up to~

this thread is the absolute holy grail of repeated self owns

hi! looking for mutuals, reblog or like if u stan;

- the vampire diaries, the originals, legacies

- teen wolf

- victorious

- ariana grande

- the 100

- shawn mendes

- billie eilish

- jonas brothers

- halsey

- lucifer

- harry potter

- the hunger games

i’ll follow everyone back ! 🥰

“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

Scientists invented fabric that makes electricity from motion and sunlight. To create the fabric, researchers at Georgia Tech wove together solar cell fibers with materials that generate power from movement. It could be used in “tents, curtains, or wearable garments,” meaning we’d virtually never be without power. Source

Delhi Queer Pride 2017 🏳️‍🌈

Peak Bi Culture Is

Watching Spider Man Far From Home and having a crush on Zendaya and Tom Holland

Watching Stranger Things and having a crush on Joe Keery and Maya Hawke

straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the common fucking sense to recognise when a situation is sexual and that people deserve the most basic level of respect to not be harassed, yet here we are banning shorts and low cut tops in school because straight boys are weak and pathetic

ass

Being a student is great, you get to drink jagerbombs at 10.30 in the morning and the bartender barely bats an eyelid

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

That relatable (older) Gen Z memory: when all the projectors and white boards got replaced by Smart Boards™ around like fifth grade and none of the teachers knew how to use them but they Had To Use them otherwise the school just wasted a bunch of money and it was a rlly weird transition

you wanna know what my problem with supernatural is?

i feel broken and powerless, like energy is suck right out of me and i watch supernatrual

i feel sad, super sad and i watch supernatural

i feel bored and i watch supernatural

i feel lost and i watch supernatural

i feel any kind of bad and i just watch supernatural

and those little sons of bitches show up and i feel better

i feel lost and i watch supernatural

and redheads find me

i feel alone

and angels are watching over me

i don’t understand and i watch supernatural

and a prophet explains

i don’t know what to do and i watch supernatural

and demons help me out

It’s home, you know

it’s where i feel safe

it’s where my family is

and if i can say that without having Internet friends it must mean something.

this is home and it’s hard to find something like this. so i’m not letting it go

Hands up if you’re still mad that Christianity took over most of the world, displacing the ancient local religions and destroying records of them so we’ll never know the details about them