Mairon Has The Same Vibes As Salem From The Original Sabrina Series

Mairon has the same vibes as Salem from the original Sabrina series

Sauron’s First age elf ratings:

Feanor: husband stealer -5/10

Maedhros: squishy, screams loudly 7/10

Fingon: stole favourite prisoner 2/10

Celegorm/Curufin: commited grave sin of letting Lúthien leave to fuck shit up 0/10

Lúthien: FUCK NO. SCARY AS HELL -1000/10

Thingol: has scary wife 1/10

Finrod: tasty 9/10

Fingolfin: hurt husband -2/10

Turgon: unreasonably paranoid 3/10

Maeglin: whiny 6/10

Gil-Galad : who is he?? 1/10

Galadriel: too close to Melian -1/10

Elrond/Elros: mini Lúthien x2 -20/10

Eärendil: killed favourite dragon -30/10

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If Feanor is a wildfire, then Nerdanel is the ocean. Feanor’s rage burns quick and hot with immediate consequences; Nerdanel’s rage builds and builds and builds as everything they love is swept away and they are left with nothing. She is patient. She can wait. She tamed Feanor and quite frankly you are nothing compared to him.

Pov- you’re Thingol and you’re trying to justify sending your son-in-law after a silmaril and then being surprised when the people that swore an oath to retrieve said silmaril got testy.

Celebrian inherited her mother’s temper, her father’s unending patience, and a quite frankly worrying amount of loyalty that Galadriel suspects comes from Finwe because it most closely resembles the sons of Feanor.

If several of the noldor who had more...vocal opinions on Elrond’s heritage/capacity to rule/continued survival just happened to get assigned to more deadly patrols, or have inconvenient non-lethal accidents that stopped them from performing their duties, well. It’s not like Gil-Galad was going to stop her.

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8.5/10- Very nice Angband vibes!