
I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable🐓🦆
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Cm-bing - Chandler Bing - Tumblr Blog
hey man sorry im late. yeah i gave a mouse a cookie. you know how it is



#iamchandler #hehe

i wish i was born as someone who could handle life
I called my brother a wifeguy and he was like “what’s that” so I told it’s a man who’s obsessed with his wife, and there was a pause as he went through all 5 stages of grief in about 20 seconds, and then said, “well what do other people do??”
new game plan called shield yourself at all times and never let anyone in . this will have no repercussions


need to meet someone with no intention of dating or sex form a long lasting friendship where we support eachother with no sex or romance for a few years until we inevitably fall in love while we already know everything about one another



i'm fun to flirt with but not to date because i am insane
yeah im good with what i have (about to explode with yearning)


do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"
Need to start participating in my life


TW: don't be an idiot
good morning how do i kill the yearning before it kills me
unfortunately i have whatever the opposite of charisma is