Me Reading Your Tarot Cards: "Okay, I Have Drawn The Empress, The Queen Of Discs, The, Uh.... Jack Of

Me reading your tarot cards: "Okay, I have drawn the Empress, the Queen of Discs, the, uh.... jack of diamonds, blue eyes white dragon, a couple of Swamp lands, and Pikachu."

why do rich people always start crying when people say they’re rich or are critical of their privilege and say “my parents work REALLY hard, my parents work SO hard for everything we have” like bitch do you think… poor people.. don’t work hard lmao? you think your parents are the first people to work hard?

Me, the person with memory problems, perfectly aware I have issues with memory: I don’t need to write this down, I’ll remember it

i can only make jokes about brain problems

I need to get a airline approved pet carrier for Monchichi and I’s plane ride back to California and I’m having ISSUES finding one that seems sturdy and safe enough- I know she has to fit under the seat in front of me but I don’t want her getting skooshed.

but then I see stuff like this and I’m like “I WANNIT”

https://youtu.be/ZVlZMOB-Sq0

on my supposedly early nights 🙄 i come across some great things to watch. short documentaries that hit you right in the feels.