Ivy: Hey, Do You Know Where The Car Keys Are?

Ivy: Hey, do you know where the car keys are?

Player: I live in canada! Why ask me?

Ivy: You know where things are!

player: Fine. Check the fridge

Ivy, while opening the fridge anyway: Player, it wouldn't be- WHAT THE FUCK

Ivy: I mean, I could google my questions about geography, but on the other hand I could text my little brother the simple statement "I wanna know about (country name)" and I'll get a fifteen paragraph in detail explanation about whatever place I want.

Ivy: that 16 year old is my most trusted source and he gets to infodump. Win win!

Shadowsan: why do you have a knife?

Carmen: I complimented Player and he nearly started crying so I'm going to go fist fight his dad in a denny's parking lot at 3 am

Bold assumption to assume those lil gremlins dont love coconuts

Player: At this point, every round mammal is a hamster to me.

Zack: Coconut.

Player: I think we both have different definitions of what mammal is but I can’t say I disagree with you.

Ivy: werewolves are fucking dorks

Ivy, gesturing to werewolf!Carmen: Look at her! She's trying to eat the table!

My theory on Rider and Horse's names is that Rider was either raised for the purpose of fighting the war on the back of a horse, and wasnt given another name, or that she changed/someone else changed her name once she decided to become a rider.

And Horse just kind of... followed along with it.