Guys

Guys

Guys

Where are we getting the knowledge of the hiatus? How long does it last? Because I’m over here huddled in the corner of my workplace with headphones on waiting for an episode that has not come, and like three people have asked if I’m okay

I cannot feel hope die this way ever again

Okay so the first Augustus Casement was about someone learning to be an Avatar (or External idk) and the second one bore a striking similarity to Alice’s encounter with Victim, which had a Tape Recorder (capitalized because I love them). Personally, I’ve got the wild theory that the voice of Augustus is the OG Jonah Magnus, because his body was also in the Panopticon with Jon and Martin. Maybe this bitch is trying to go back to statements, because he wants out of the puter.

Idk it’s just a theory, a bad theory

You know how penguins propose by gifting the roundest, smoothest pebble they can find?

Alright, t h e o r e t i c a l l y, if I gave my gf a pearl, which is both perfectly round and quite smooth, and she accepts it, are we married by penguin standards?

Anyway, so about the latest episode…

My little theory is that Sam and Celia aren’t gonna find anything with Helen either. It’s a different world, and there’s 7 billion people. What’re the odds that the same people (without any prior knowledge cELIA) would be influenced or connected to cosmic powers twice over? I’m pretty sure Celia hasn’t quite realized this yet, or she’s hoping in spite of it. See, tmagp isn’t a direct sequel to tma, as much as we wish it was. I think Celia is trying to find answers from the people who knew the answers in the other world, because she’s hoping they might’ve crossed over like she did. All the people she’s suggested are those who she’s met. Basira? They worked together while trying to fix the world. Helen? Tried to eat her! Georgie? She was in her goddamned cult! Jon and Martin? Must I say anything? Gerry and Gertrude were found because they had an actual connection to the Magnus Institute and Sam and Celia found it. So maybe we’ll see Melanie King (I hope pls pls pls), but I really don’t think we’ll find too much more than that, at least from Celia.

Just don’t fall for the trap of assuming characters from tma will be involved.

Shit wait almost forgot the most important part

Can Trevor Herbert still guess ages

On a scale from ‘Bone Apple Teeth’ (they’re just funky little giuys) to ‘The Blanket Never Did Anything’ (sobbing crying curled in the doggamn corner)

How would you rate the latest episode of TMagP?