My Poor Baby (that I Don't Have) Is Never Leaving The House If These Are The Only Babysitters Available,

My poor baby (that I don't have) is never leaving the house if these are the only babysitters available, tysm.

"Will you entrust your child to this person?"

Result may vary.

𝗖𝗮𝗹𝗲 𝗕𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗼𝘄: Made no effort in appearing approachable nor keeping your child entertained, most probably grab your child by the scruff of their clothes in the least consideration to prevent your child from missing. Your child might be 1) scared and scream, 2) cry and scream, 3) glare but shut up at his scary face, or 4) wait for the right moment to scream so this strange guy will fxck off. Unintentionally appearing like a grumpy family member(?) taking care of the youngest who's throwing tantrums in public. No one will approach and do harm to the child. You never saw your child that pissed off and they apparently looked scary enough for you to flinch.

𝗦𝗮𝘆𝗲𝗿𝘂: Scary face but will crouch down to your child's level to pat them on the head. His smiling face seemed ready to commit manslaughter. He actually will grabbed your child's hand, give ice cream and sit on some nearby bench. Your child actually scared of the guy, the ice cream cone cracked and crushed under his feeble-looking fingers, they're too scared to run away and not eating the ice cream under his excited smile. People around them might call the police at moment's notice. Your child will return with stomachache and crying.

𝗗𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗵: Generally clueless around children, your child included. Face paled and sweat so much with permanent scowl that your child not sure if he's angry or scared of them. Said nothing and do nothing but watch. Will 100% suspected as kidnapper. Your child might make fun of him until they find out this guy's real angry face is heinous and frankly traumatizing they'll scream at the top of their lungs. You'll have appointment for the consequences, both for police station and hospital.

𝗘𝗹𝗶𝘀𝗻𝗲𝗵: Reliable and do magic tricks. Pretty older sister with friendly approach. Will traumatize your child. Will 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘻𝘦 your child. Magic tricks as disguised hardcore gore implications. Taught your child the hard way to never run around and went missing. People gushed at them for the sweet interaction. The beginning of your child being scared of strangers and crowd places. Definite appointment with therapist.

𝗔𝗱𝗶𝗻: Make you question your loyalty to your husband based on his face alone. Serene smile with friendly voice. Understanding and considerate. Your child likes him. Your child is happy with him. Your child is in danger. That might be the last time you'll see your child alive. The guy who'll help you find your child with most effort and provide most assistance. Your child is not found. He is happy.

𝗥𝗲𝗱𝗱𝗶𝗸𝗮: The wanted serial killer you just happened to meet and entrust your child with. Definitely the last time you'll see your child. Definitely will not reunite with your child in a good way. [Redacted] and [redacted] will be the state your child's body be found in. Not immediately but your chance of survival is also zero.

Oh my goodness

I just realized I’ve been drawing jour in the Fiona from SHREK outfit this whole time, no wonder it looked familiar

I (tried) sketched Callie, I didn't have a reference so I'm not sure if it resembles Cale ;-;

First post in forever, sorry for being dead :(

You can literally make anything and anyone problematic if you try hard enough seriously give me people and things and I’ll make them all “problematic” right now.

Cale looks so sassy, I love him.

Roksoo is just DONE lmao

I come bearing gifts (fan art for [In the Borderline] by @youngyoo-apologist everyone go read pls)

Basically on earth if Krs gets pestered cale like to show up ominously to scare them and I think it the funniest thing ever

Just got done reading and I LOVED IT

Preview:

“Kim Rok Soo.” The husky voice called out to him. 

Hesitantly, afraid it might be a dream, he turned around but kept his sight fixed on the tiles. An uncertain amount of time went by before he finally  gathered the courage to look up.

The first thing he sees is Kim Soohyn sweeping back his bangs.

“I’m sorry, buddy; your hyung is late.”

As soon as a hand touched his head, ruffling it roughly, tears started rolling down uncontrollably.