Hi.

Hi.

I'm feeling a little down today. My grandfather passed away, I think I really need some PMA now. Please, say something nice, if you can.

I love it.

The Crystal Jims!

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Behold the stupidest thing I have ever edited before in my life!

am I right wlw 

lumi called me out okay and she isn’t wrong 

Tonight we are victorious! Thank you, @markiplier, it was really fun.

R.I.P. MR. LIPS

Killed by WEE WOO

Mr. Lips smacked his way into the hearts of millions. Mr. Lips started an incredible cult based entirely on lip balm. Mr. Lips sang his sultry heart out… and WEE WOO saw that Mr. Lips wasn’t focused on the present. WEE WOO hit Mr. Lips with his bus, aimed for the ravine, and back-flipped out of the back door with gun-chucks blazing. Mr. Lips died in the fiery bus-explosion at the bottom of the ravine.

AND SO ENDS THE SEMI-ANNUAL GREAT MARKIPLIER FIGHT-OFF.

The glorious victor is WEE WOO!!

Also Amy, I, and the pups just got back home in Los Angeles! Thanks for having fun with us, the judgement was surprisingly unbiased. I had to make some calls on deaths that I DIDN’T want to say goodbye to (sorry Chug-a-Lug!) And the final four was especially heart breaking. Almost all character personalities were pulled from your posts so thanks for making this trip home fun!

Brilliant.

Back in July Sean broke my laptop speaker.

Finally got it fixed, when I went to the apple store to pick it up first thing I did when I opened it was go to his channel and in the middle of the store fucking blasted-

“TOP OF THA MORNIN TO YA LA-“

Me: Ok if it can handle jacksepticeye it can handle anything thank you. and left. 

☆… ..☆. ..☆. … ☆ .☆ ☆.☆☆ ..-. ☆☆☆ .☆…..☆ . .☆.