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Y/n: *seductively takes off glasses*
Y/n: Wow...
Sam: *blushes* Haha... what?
Y/n: You're really fucking blurry.
Y/n: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake.
Sam: You are literally making a Valentine’s day card for Castiel .
Y/n, pointing their hot glue gun towards Sam: You’re on thin fucking ice.
Y/N: Can I have more some candy, De?
Dean: What did Sam say?
Y/N: He said no
Dean: Then why would I say yes?
Y/N: Cause he’s not the boss of you
Dean: *internally* It’s a trap, it’s a trap, it’s a-
Y/N: *holding a python* Guys, I impulsively bought a snake, what should I name him?
Sam: I’m sorry, YOU DID WHAT–
Dean: *who’s waited his whole life for this moment* William Snakepeare
me tweaking out trying to find that one good fanfic

Sam: In the name of the father, son and the holy spirit-
Balthazar: Head, shoulders, knees and toes-
Gabriel: Turn up your nose and strike that pose
Dean: HEYYYYYYY MACARENA

i love amy more than life itself



Pink & Seashells 🐚 🌺
Dumb thing I thought about after seeing those Sonic Speed Simulator summer looks.







happy 9th anniversary undertale!!!

ꕥ Warnings: Male reader, amab, mlm, m!reader, bottom reader, x male reader, Sukuna x M!Reader, fluff, reader works at a café as a barista, Sukuna goes to surprise reader, a lil bit of pet names, kisses, hug, husband Sukuna, husband reader
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ꕥ Notes: Request from @asht0n77, new mutual!!!! <3 Asked for more and I made one more :p (e/c) = eye colour, (m/n) = male name, (l/n) = last name

Surprise
As usual, you woke up, did your morning routine, got dressed and went off to work.
You worked in quite a popular café, well.. It became popular after you started working. Let's just say, your cute charms kinda helped that, tee-hee~ ~( ˘▾˘~)
You were known as the "cute guy" in the neighbourhood you were in. But as usual, Sukuna would always get jealous and just watch how everyone stared at you. He was possessive but not to the point it was toxic, just trying to show that you already had someone. And how did he show it? By leaving hickies and bite marks on your neck. Not every single time, just when people tried flirting with you and got all touchy. Sukuna would easily cut their hands off but he knew too well to not do that so he doesn't get scolded by you. He was quite a big softie when the two of you were together but especially when the two of you were alone. Anyhow, you had begged Sukuna to start working at a café so he isn't the only one working. And of course, as the big softie he is for you, he agreed to let you work. Just 5 hours per day and on Saturday and Sunday you had those days off. Let's just say, he kinda threatened the boss to make it happen. When he said yes you got all happy and excited, excited to work~! Yay! Back to the story now.
You arrived at work and went to the back rooms they had, took your black apron and put it on. Taking the name tag and putting it on the apron, "(L/n) (M/n)". Every worker had their own aprons and name tag. You could say it was the boss's gift to them, the boss was polite and kind no matter what the situation was to be honest.
Did one of the workers mess up? It's okay, just learn from that mistake and keep on doing what you're doing. Did one of the workers forget to do something specific? It's okay, just remember to not forget next time. The boss was a sweetie.
As you went to the counter to serve the coffees and dessert for table 4, one of the workers asked you if you could switch with them. You kindly agreed and let her take over while you went behind the counter to take orders from the people standing in line. Putting on a warm smile on your face as you get ready to take the person's order.
"Hello~! What would you like?" You say in a polite tone as you await for the order.
"Ah, yes, one americano please." The woman replies.
"Want it cold or hot, ma'am?"
"Cold, please."
"Okay, want anything else?"
"No, thank you young man. That would be all!" She replies as she smiles back at you. You nod as you press on the screen to put in her order, "That would be $7.55, please."
The old woman hands you $8 as you take the money. Opening the cashier and putting the money in. Giving her the exact amount of change back as you tell her it will take a few minutes and another worker will bring her her coffee. She thanks you again as she goes to sit down by a table.
The next customer in line comes closer as he clears his throat. You quickly give the lady’s order to one of your co-workers that were making other coffees. "Hello and welcome! What would you like to have?" You ask as you look down at the screen, ready to take the order.
"Yes, may I possibly have.. You to go?"
"Sorry sir, but I already have some-"
You interrupt yourself as you froze up and your eyes went wide, speechless as well. It was him.. The man who you love and the man who loves you, Sukuna. Sukuna was finally back from abroad, he had told you he would stay abroad for at least another year but he's back very VERY early. Tears filled your eyes as they threatened to come out but you suppressed them, holding them back. A warm smile spread across your face as you fell in love all over again.
Clearing your throat as you found your words again, "Well, my dear sir.. My shift ends in two hours, I hope you don't mind waiting for me."
"Oh, don't worry about me. I'll wait for you as long as you want, love." Sukuna replies with a warm smile displayed for you and only you. Oh, how the both of you fell in love all over again, the café was filled with love because the both of you now( ̄ε ̄ʃƪ)
—
Sukuna never tore his eyes from you, he watched you as you moved elegantly and saw how you took orders. Oh, and that beautiful smile you displayed for every customer so they felt welcomed into the café. Sukuna seriously just wanted to kiss you.
Two hours had passed.
Your shift had ended and one of the workers took over. You went to the back room as you took off your name tag and apron, placing the name tag on the shelf as you folded your apron neatly and put it beside the name tag.
Walking out of the back room as you waved goodbye to your co-workers and walking up to Sukuna. He was sitting on a chair still looking at you as he stood up, wrapping one of his arms around your waist and pulling you closer.
"Let's go home, shall we baby boy?" Sukuna asked as he smiled at you. Awh, how you easily melted by his touch. It felt so warm against your body even if you wore clothes. You and Sukuna weren't afraid of PDA, both of you were okay with it. Even if you may get different types of stares, the both of you didn't care. You loved each other too much as the both of you were bonded heart, mind and soul.
"We shall~!" You reply as you give him a soft kiss on the lips before pulling away, giggling.
"Let's go then~" He removes his arm that was around you and took your hand in his, leading you out of the café.
The weather was the most beautiful today. The sun was out as its warmth hit your face, making you feel warm. Birds sang their lovely song as usual but it felt very refreshing today and especially today. Maybe it was because Sukuna finally came back home, to his boyfriend whom he missed the most in this whole world.
The both of you stop walking.
You turn to look at him as he does the same, red siren eyes meeting your (e/c) doe eyes. Pulling you closer, wrapping both of his arms around your waist. Leaning down to kiss you as you accepted the kiss. His lips meet yours. A soft yet warm kiss.
Sukuna pulled away after as he looked at your eyes again, smiling softly towards you.
The feeling of his lips from the kiss still lingering on yours, meeting his eyes too. Giggling as you smiled as well, leaning your head against his chest as you sighed contently.
Sukuna was quick to pick you up and carry you home, squealing out of surprise before you leaned more into him. Letting your body rest against his as he carried you home.
Lovebirds, am I right?♡

Fic made by @darlingminjin
Dividers by @saradika-graphics
Taglist: @juiceedapplee, @denzellovehazelnuts, @gojoslittybunny, @divinghell

Just some art in my style on what social anxiety feels like
Slasher Yan, standing in a field of blood: Hahahaha, are you enjoying our game of cat and mouse as much as I am? If I keep gutting folks, you'll never leave me - all cause you wanna play hero. Does that make you mad? Wanna chop my limbs off so I can't do it again? Do you hate me??
Healer Deity Reader: Hate you?.. - no I could never, just.... disappointed
Slasher Yan: .....
Slasher Yan, sniffling: take it back...
Slasher Yan, shoveling organs back into corpses: TAKE THAT BACK! I'M YOUR SPECIAL FUCKING ANGEL AND YOU KNOW IT
You: “What do you like about me, Captain?”
Kid: “…nothin’.”
You: “Seriously? I’m not that blind not to see that you act like a guard dog around me.”

Kid: “FINE!— I LIKE HOW YOU CAN KILL A MAN WITHIN’ 2 SECONDS.”

what do i have to pay you to give blu sniper someone to call this is literally so upsetting i was up thinkin about it last night 😭











only bc you asked so nicely. And I am a sucker for happy endings :)
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some men are made to suffer




childhood.

So does just about anyone let Luffy climb on them like this?
Or does people go “What a small child. I need to have him on my shoulders”
Ennui: Envy has no survival skills. I’ve discovered her need to win has replaced them.
Joy: That can't be true.
Ennui: Watch this.
Ennui: Hey Envy, I’ll race you to the bottom of the stairs!
Envy: *Throws herself out a window*


frisk & chara
I miss them every second ,every minute, every hour, every day, every week, every month, every year.










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You know, I don't see a lot of people talking about this moment in the TF2 comics right here, seconds after Sniper realizes he's actually from New Zealand. Does anyone else think about how freaking insecure Sniper must have been growing up?

I know it has a somewhat comedic tone but I can't help but think about poor Sniper as a kid wondering why he was so different but never knowing why. With other Aussies being huge and muscular he must have thought something was wrong with him. And I feel like you can actually see the relief on his face in the bottom panel.
Also, side note, I love the bit about him throwing rocks from a tree which absolutely foreshadows his future as a sniper. His whole thing is shooting people from far away because he was never built to go on the offensive.