Whoever Makes These Things Must Be Running Out Of Ideas... Or Just Plain Lazy #chinesefood #fortunecookie

Whoever makes these things must be running out of ideas... or just plain lazy 😶🙃 #chinesefood #fortunecookie #fortunecookiefail #bullshit

My brother, ladies and gentlemen #harrypotter #slytherin #thisiswhyyourenotinravenclaw #hp #harrypotterfunny

someone on facebook posted this intending it to be negative but instead it’s INCREDIBLE. go girl scouts

Reblog if you love Tom Hiddleston

i am laughing because i just started imagining a gordon ramsay-like feminist writer who, rather than helping to keep restaurants in business, goes to writers of television shows and films and chastises them for the sexism, racism, and general lack of diversity in their scripts

My dad likes to channel surf with the volume turned up...

Dad: *pauses between remote clicking*

Me: *hear’s RDJ and Sam L. Jackson doing the barn scene*

Me: *from the kitchen* Avengers 2!

Dad: It says Age of Ultron

Me: Uh, yeah dad that’s the second one

Me: *hears Penelope Cruz and Johnny Depp*

Me: Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides!

Dad: You need a life. Get a boyfriend or something

Me: ....thanks dad

LATER

TV: “That dude there. I need his prosthetic leg”

Me: *still from the kitchen” GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY

Dad: JESUS WOMAN