Please Bulldoze Some Empty Malls Or Something And Plant New Trees

please bulldoze some empty malls or something and plant new trees

love that one calvin and hobbes strip where they try to commit ecoterrorism

One of my favorites.

my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor

I love this so much

When I was a kid, I remember being really astounded by the fact that arithmetic is consistent. Like uh, 2 + 3 + 4 is 9. And 9 - 4 is 5, which is 2 + 3, and 9 - 2 is 7, which is 3 + 4! And 7 is also 6 + 1, and guess what, 9 is also 6 + 1 + 2, and even more amazingly, 6 is 4 + 2, and (remember 9 - 4 is 5) 2 + 2 + 1 is 5! No matter what you do it's always consistent, you can't trick it by adding and subtracting some convoluted sequence of numbers until it gives you an answer that's inconsistent with the rest.

When I was first learning arithmetic I remember that I just found this crazy, like, how does it always work out? That shouldn't be possible. And I figured that, naturally, when I got older, someone would eventually give me the answer to this incredibly pressing question. And, well, it turns out nobody has the answer, and they actually proved that it's impossible for anyone to give a satisfying answer. So, that's a bit disappointing.

ALL THIS IS ONE EPISODE

another reason why OFMD is a wonderful story

OK episode 7 and i just realized it's taika waititi and now i completely unconditionally love him "my teeth keep falling out is that normal" also why is he dutch like i appreciate the diversity but out of all the things to pick from? Omfg a 40 orange glaze. and another 10 for the cake. I bet tht was good as hell. Nooo don't go to st augustine you fools don't you realize it's FLORIDA He's so excited about his map and i dont care if it's real or not it's an ~adventure~ "i go by jim these days" "come in jim!" i love the instant acceptance "is it a living in sin situation" lmaooo okay i love this nun also why isn't "living in sin with" a fetlife relationship option "i'd come to your restaurant" is this flirting oh they're talking about seating this is absolutely flirting oh now theyre grooming each other OMG NO THE MAP but they dont care they're having fun OMG not this little guy telling blackbeard not to be a dick. Way to go lil buddy i'm so proud of him. "you can stab me in the face now" and blackbeard taking it to heart??? the growth??? "if you want, i could be family" Wow. I wish someone would hit me with that. "Oh thank god i didnt want to give it to you" literally me They wanna be cocaptains and this is precious

Okay I really enjoyed that episode.

rb to give the previous person a fucking break because life aint life-ing the way its supposed to life and it fucking sucks.