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[Living With Her]

✥︎ character x gn! reader || m.list || aot.list

genre: fluff || type: headcanon

warnings: um some suggestive jokes? mild swearing

a/n: yelena brainrot yelena brainrot

Listen dating her is one thing BUT living with her?! That's a whole different story.

Let's start of with the nights.

They're pretty fun, exciting, but for the most part exhausting really.

A lot of breathing it's practically breath taking.

However they're hot.

Because when you sleep your body's core temperature (97.7–99.5 °F); drops a degree or two overnight. However this is merely just a natural response due to a lack of exposure to light and it lets your body know that it's time to rest.

So because of this you both would have to equally share blankets.

I feel like Yelena would prefer you take the blanket, however she's not stupid so when she says she's not cold. She's not cold.

This however can be rebutted because you wouldn't know whether or not she's telling the truth. After all she isn't real.

Anyways let's say you both encounter an unfortunate day. And you both decided to argue over the most dull-witted thing.

Just be prepared to know your facts.

Because Madame Yelena knows her facts and knowledge and will use it to her advantage.

However she may twist the facts a bit to be more in her favor so that it supports her claim better.

And why wouldn't she? Yelena has immense amount of knowledge.

She's your typical ethos and logos arguer/debater. Pathos can fuk off.

During the argument there’s no time to feel emotions so chose your words wisely or she will find a way to back fire your emotional words and statements coming at her with your own words in a more logical way.

Not very pogchamp.

0 points for y/n

Yelena reins victory.

However arguments with Yelena don’t last long.

She’s quick to realize her mistake and she better expect the same from you.

If not bye bye

PDA

She’s just got to have you close to her. And what better way to make sure that happens then having a hand on you.

Either on the shoulder, waist, hand, wrist

n e c k

h a i r

She might be a tad bit possessive BUT not really.

It’s just when you guys are out in public people stare and she’s like bruh back off wtf.

However when you guys aren’t seen together which is actually a lot of the time you both are doing your individual works.

She respects your personal space

And it shows. She’s confident in the relationship. She doesn’t have to worry about you.

Though that doesn’t mean she wouldn’t be thinking about you.

OKAY YALL KNOW THAT ONE YELENA MANGA PIC? OF HER IN A BLANKET?

Yes that. Except you’re sitting in between her legs. Or or if you somehow managed to pull off a Shaq she’s on your lap.

Or or DOESNT matter your height but she’ll find a way to your lap. Or you shoulder and would lay her head there.

God I love her

t o p

She'd wake up earlier than you and cook breakfast for you

Then once she does that she'd claw back to bed if you're still in bed and shower you with kisses until you wake up.

She doesn't seem like the type to give compliments simply because it doesn't come naturally to her.

However she's good with words when she's trying to state out a supporting evidence to her claim.

Anyways what?

Oh yeah -

When she shows you with kisses she's good with saying whatever comes to her mind that would deem pleasing to hear for you at least.

She's a tease.

Blueberry cheesecake(Yelena x fem!Reader drabble)

Requested by :@checkeredass

Cw : None! This is just fluff and corny writing. Yelana might be ooc here

words: 700+

A/N: This is the first time I'm writing something like this,I've never written fem character x fem reader,so it may not be the best. I just wanted to try something for @checkeredass since they seemed polite and I basically love(d) Yelena so what the hey. This doesn't mean y'all should spam my asks with similar requests because I want stuff like this to be a once in a blue moon type of thing since I may not be good with them. I was having trouble making this a hc so I made it a drabble

You gently plopped down on the checkered pattern clothe as your girlfriend joined after. The swift cool afternoon breeze that blew brought a sense of tranquility as the trees danced in tune with the wind speed , their amber leaves falling steadily. The water from the transparent lake rippled unremittingly as the sun shone dully on it, partially obstructed by the formless blobs of cotton candy called clouds.A perfect day for a picnic. You moved closer to her as you laid your head on her shoulders. Her slender pinky touched yours clumsy as you intertwined your fingers,fitting together perfectly like a final puzzle piece. You both enjoyed the comforting silence, not needing words to tarnish this moment,as moments like this were as scarce as hen's teeth. But like they say all good things must come to an end.

You shifted a little as you stared at the transparent body of water in front of you,she caught your gaze and gave a small visible smile.

"You wanna go in?" she asked as if she could read your mind.

"Yup!, you coming too?" You affirmed

"No, I'll pass, you go on ahead"

"you sure?" you looked at her with a slight frown

"yeah,I am" She confirmed, ignoring your puppy dog eyes

You pouted as you wished she could have agreed to join you.Nevertheless,you shed off all your articles clothing,leaving you in your undergarments. You carefully dipped your toe in before immersing your full body in the water.

"You sure you don't wanna come in?,the water's really cool and the weather's freaking hot"

"I already told you Y/N,I'll pass" She said in mock annoyance,rolling her large eyes playfully .

You stared at her and thought for a bit before an idea popped into your ever-scheming head. You grinned mischievously as you swam acloser to the shore. You cupped your (hand size) hands and gathered as much water as your hands could carry and tossed it at the blonde woman in front of you.If it were anyone else,they'd probably be fuming but Yelena only smirked at this

"Oh,you've done it now" She shook her head and stood up from her cross-legged position.

You smiled innocently but you knew what was coming next;before you knew it,droplets of water came hurling at your face. Wanting to retaliate,you grabbed the tall woman by her pant leg and dragged her into the water with you causing her to fall with a loud splash. Her smirk only grew wider as she pushed some water towards you earning a tiny squeal from you. You mirrored her action and it soon turned into a huge water fight.

You laughed excitedly as she tossed the last one at you,you raised your arms up in defeat,letting her win this round

"OK,OK,I yield"

"Thought you wouldn't"

You both burst out into fits of laughter at your earlier display of childishness,your spastic laughter was brought to a end when you noticed her silence. You caught her staring at your (l/c) lips. She swam closer to you and you the same,planting your lips against each other. Her hands settled on your hips and yours in her short hair. You soon had to part to take in some air.

"Come on let's get out it's getting cold" Yelena suggested when she finally caught her breath

"Aww,is my poor baby afraid of catching a cold" you teased

"Pfft,I'm more worried about you then myself" she retorted

" oh please I barely get sick"

" yeah right,save it for the judge" she rolled her eyes for the nth time that afternoon

Grabbing your waist,she proceeded to carry you out of the lake despite your protests. She gently threw you on the shore and you let out a tiny squeak when your bottom hit the ground. She couldn't help but laugh and you didn't hold yours back either. You both panted,trying to catch your breaths. When you had calmed down,her eyes caught something in the distance

" There's an icecream truck over there,want some?"

"Oh yeah! I could really go for some (favorite ice cream),how about you?"

"Blueberry cheesecake would be nice" she smiled staring into the distance

Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse with Yelena Headcannons.

Warnings: Violence, possessiveness.

A/N: I really love zombie gore and horror so I decided to make this.

Yelena wouldn’t be the type of person who’s keen on helping people since the world went to hell.

She would have a major soft spot for you.

If you both ended up mixed in with a group of people, her main focus would be protecting you and not anyone else.

She’d be like one of those gun nerds, teaching you the basics of shooting.

She’d be very cold hearted in some situations, not bothering to help people who are getting attacked by the dead.

She’d manipulate people into trusting her so she can gain info or supplies from them, only to betray them later.

If she got separated from you she’d panic, but manage to keep a level head.

If you were somehow held hostage by other maniac survivors, she’d go from 0 to 100 real quick.

She’s very blunt with you saying there’s no point in hoping for a safe haven.

You admire her courage and loyalty towards you, but deep down she’s terrified of losing you.

She’d teach you how to read a map correctly in case of unplanned separation.

She’s VERY possessive of you.

She’d always be the first one to take watch while it’s just you two in the woods.

She’d give you her food and barely eat anything herself.

She would carry your pack for you.

She’s a fast runner, guess it helps having long legs.

She’s very selfish, but not with you.

She’ll resort to stealing food from other survivors if she had to.

She finds your optimism amusing.

If a herd of zombies were nearby she’d carry you and run.

She’s a very calm and level headed person.

After almost losing you a few times, she completely loses faith in trusting anyone.

She’d kinda be like Negan from TWD in certain aspects, except she’d have self control, rational thinking and not be a complete psycho.

I feel like she’s not above killing children if she needed to.

Like always, she tells you to stay somewhere safe and hide, only for you to stay right next to her. “Can you think of anywhere safer than right next to you?” you’d say.

You both manage to find somewhere safe, but they can only accept one of you.

Yelena would let them take you in and go somewhere on her own.

But she’d secretly keep a close eye on you from afar.

She’s suspicious of the place where you’re staying. And like always, it all goes to hell.

Of course Yelena is nearby and saves you yet again.

If you got bit on the arm or leg, she’d cut it off you. Losing you is not an option for her.

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Yo I was reading this thing about yelena I think it was about how we met and they said she had brown eyes that shined like the sun or something. I turned my phone off to do something else and when I opened my phone it was gone!

I'm very sad I can't find it anywhere I really liked the way they wrote 😟 some day I will find it again 😤 and I'll be victorious!

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