chaoticdeputybailifffreak - I WILL HAVE ORDER๐’†™
I WILL HAVE ORDER๐’†™

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Damn Shawty Bae

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If I can't have your genes, then please just give it to my children's... lemme just yk โ€ฆโ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ—

Please.. I beg of you

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This is so cute-

๐ƒ๐€๐ƒ๐’ โ€” ๐“๐Ž๐Œ๐€๐ ๐๐Ž๐˜๐’

๐œ๐ก๐š๐ซ๐š๐œ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ : mikey, draken, mitsuya, kazutora, chifuyu

๐ฐ๐š๐ซ๐ง๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ : pregnancy , tad of angst in kazutoraโ€™s?

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โ“˜ masterlist

๐Œ. (๐Œ๐ˆ๐Š๐„๐˜) ๐’๐€๐๐Ž

donโ€™t hate me when i say this

but mikey would be a.. below average dad

i mean this mf would teach his kid how to kick ass at the age of 5

he truly does mean well though

he loves the shit outta his children

bonten mikey would be hesitant on having kids at first, since he didnโ€™t want them to get tangled up in his business

but after some months of figuring how to keep his family safe, you finally decided to have said family

would most definitely spoil his baby

iced out in a chain with their name on it for sure ( LMFAOO )

throughout your pregnancy, he was still a menace donโ€™t get me wrong, but he was trying at least

if you wanted one of his snacks, heโ€™d initially hesitate, but hands it to you either way

so gentle with his baby

as if they were made of glass

when he first held them, he started crying with a wobbly smile on his face

when theyโ€™re a toddler, mikey tries getting them to say โ€˜dadaโ€™ instead of โ€˜mamaโ€™

ofc he makes it a competition

๐Š. (๐ƒ๐‘๐€๐Š๐„๐) ๐‘๐˜๐”๐†๐”๐‰๐ˆ

yk those pictures where the dad is all big and scary looking and then thereโ€™s his lil daughter next to him?

yeah, thatโ€™s draken

if you had a girl, she would definitely be a daddyโ€™s girl

those cute lil onesies n all

if you had a boy, he would be equally as happy

would have mitsuya make matching shirts

def teaches his kids how a motorcycle works

like it would be bring your kid to work day and you just see draken showing your toddler parts of a motorcycle

when heโ€™s at work, he brags to inui about yall

โ€œand hereโ€™s when the lil cutie finally said their first word. oh andโ€”โ€œ

( poor inui LMFAO )

been around women his whole life, so he sorta knows the ups and down of pregnancy

he tries to help,

does it always work? pffff

takes so many pictures of you throughout the whole 9 months

draken was probably crying more than you when you gave birth just because he was so happy

heโ€™s such a soft dad <33

๐“. ๐Œ๐ˆ๐“๐’๐”๐˜๐€

literally dad material

always has a picture of all of you in his wallet

mitsuya spends so much time playing with yalls kid

ik this is a given but he would design clothes for them

his child is his pride and joy

daddy/daughter day at work? best believe heโ€™s taking your daughters with him

such a fun dad

youโ€™ll wake up due to their laughter and you see them on the couch watching saturday morning cartoons

or heโ€™ll try to do their hair for school

loves doing arts and crafts with his kids

taught them how to cook at a pretty young age

family cooking nights !!

he takes an embarrassing amount of pictures

when theyโ€™re first entering kindergarten? pictures

first day of middle school? pictures

literally entering college? pictures.

he means it in a good way tho <3

if your kids are interested in sewing as well, heโ€™d be so excited

teaching them how to thread the sewing machine without stabbing themself

overall a perfect dad <33

๐‡. ๐Š๐€๐™๐”๐“๐Ž๐‘๐€

spoils his kids so much

if your kid brings up wanting a cat ONE TIME

all of a sudden youโ€™ll find one in the arms of kazutora

and heโ€™d be smiling

plays games with your kids

if itโ€™s a baby girl just imagine all the cute shirts heโ€™d buy for her

heโ€™s not the best dad nor the worst

while you were pregnant, he definitely stressed himself out over whether he was gonna be a good dad or not

all the nights he spent reading books on how to be a good parental figure mustโ€™ve payed off

because when he first held his baby girl

he was speechless

his dusty yellow eyes glazed over with tears threatening to spill

kazutora would be so nervous when it comes to her actions

โ€œsheโ€™s crying!! y/n sheโ€™s crying why is sโ€”โ€œ โ€œshe just needs her diaper changed, thereโ€™s diapers in the drawer, kazuโ€ โ€œohโ€

clueless bby <3

he would try to give her the best childhood ever

going to every school event

going to the playground with her

everything

he just wants to see her smile and laugh and be happy

they do everything together

matching cat ears headbands for the both of them on halloween

such a daddyโ€™s girl smh

๐‚. ๐Œ๐€๐“๐’๐”๐๐Ž

chifuyu would play pirate with his kids idc

you would be the princess in danger that the both of them need to save

โ€œour princess is in trouble! we must save her, captain!!โ€

gives his child a piggy back ride always

he doesnโ€™t care if everybody looks at him weird, he will carry his baby

chifuyu is one of those dads who explains his kids whole family tree to them at age 3

headass over there like โ€œTakemichi is your uncle who isnโ€™t really your uncle but heโ€™s here a lot so he basically is nowโ€

such a funny dad

when you were pregnant, he would help you with everything

your feet hurt? heโ€™s already massaging em

weird cravings? suddenly heโ€™s gordon ramsey

emotional? dw, heโ€™ll cry with you

when your child was born, he full blown sobbed

i mean lip trembling and ALL

he was so happy to see a mini version of the two of you

their tiny hand wrapping around his pinky was so adorable to him

chifuyu posts hella baby pictures on facebook

lowkey an embarrassing dad but he really loves em

reads bed time stories every. single. night.

itโ€™s become a routine at this point

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I'm jealous ngl ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

I was bold enough guys.๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ The Starbucks worker was so confused.๐Ÿ˜ญ

I Was Bold Enough Guys. The Starbucks Worker Was So Confused.
I Was Bold Enough Guys. The Starbucks Worker Was So Confused.

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Since it's mother's day, do you have any headcanons for Emi Akezawa? :3c

I am pretty sure that I am gonna have so many cute ideas for this! I donโ€™t know if you wanted some headcanons for Emi as a mother or in general so Iโ€™m gonna give it a go and give you both in one! - Medinahย 

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Whenever she sees her son, she makes sure he doesnโ€™t have any boogers, adjusts his clothes if they have collars and even fixes his hair. She is super fuss and itโ€™s adorable. Baki finds her concern to be really endearing.ย 

She is always on top of the most metropolitan fashionย  trends. Latest heels, trim skirts and printed blouses. She isnโ€™t one to go for pastels or summery colours. Itโ€™s all about the sleek look.ย 

The woman literally changes her phone every other month.ย โ€œOh Emi, you have a new phone?โ€ย โ€œYeah, the other one just wasnโ€™t doing it for me.โ€ย 

Once wanted to get a tattoo on her tailbone but wimped out. She also didnโ€™t want the tattoo artist to see her bum.ย 

Has a regular parlour she visits to get her nails done and loves to chit chat with the elderly ladies who go there to get their hair permed. These ladies are the closest thing she has to honest friends and she really loves them.ย 

Actually canโ€™t cook and learns how to from watching YouTube videos. When she think itโ€™s finally a success she gets Baki to test the food out. Thereโ€™s not much point though because she realizes that Baki will eat anything she makes him.ย 

Loves to listen to traditional Japanese instruments being played. It is one of the more soothing things she gets to indulge in and she usually plays some when sheโ€™s drying after a shower.ย 


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