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I love this. It’s amazing, brilliant, astounding, never been done before, everything about this is pure gold. 

Mafia Mike and the TVA

-Okay so basically Pat used to work at the TVA. He kidnapped Mike from the Italian mafia so he could give him a better life that doesn’t include leading the mafia. Pat’s brother, Mobius, confronts him because that choice messed with the timeline. Pat steals Mobius’s TemPad and uses it to escape through time with Mike.

-Since the JSA and ISA cause a lot of chaos, it was easy for Pat to remain undetected. Part of the reason why he built S.T.R.I.P.E. was so he could protect Mike, even if it means using his robot to fight the whole TVA.

-Mobius, knowing that his brother is just trying to do the right thing, does less than the bare minimum to try and find him. Besides, the TVA starts to get busier and busier once the Avengers form and soon most of the focus is on the timeline.

-Mike’s biological parents, the leaders of the mafia, never stop trying to get their son back.

-The events of Stargirl continue as usual, except Mike has no idea that he is adopted (or kidnapped). He thinks Pat is his biological dad, and he doesn’t know who his mom is. Pat never talked about her, and once he married Barbara, Mike got the best mother figure he could ask for. 

-When Courtney’s biological father shows up and leaves, Mike starts to wonder about his bio mom. But the whole JSA vs ISA stuff happened and once again Mike forgot about it.

-When Mike killed Icicle without remorse, Pat became concerned. At first Pat justified Mike’s reaction- Icicle almost killed Barbara, and was going to kill Courtney and Yolanda. Mike saved his sister and friend. But then Pat saw how Yolanda felt so guilty for killing Brainwave, despite all the horrible things the villain did.

-So Pat became worried that Mike somehow inherited his biological parents’ lack of remorse when it comes to death and violence. Don’t get him wrong, Pat knew that if something happened to himself, Courtney, or Barbara, Mike would be sad. But aside from their family and friends, Mike seemed to have no regard for what happens to those who want to cause harm to his inner circle.

-Dare he say it… mafia mentality?

-Before he could ask Mike about it, his TemPad (that Pat modified so he knows if the TVA are nearby) lights up. Pat tracks the signature to a junkyard and finds his brother there.

-Mobius tells Pat that he needs to give Mike up. Pat refuses and tells his brother that he doesn’t care about what happens to a timeline where the mafia is all powerful. 

-Mobius doesn’t want to fight his brother so he tells Pat “If I could find you, they can too, eventually. Figure out a way to stay hidden.”

-More chaos happens when Cindy, Eclipso, Shade, and the new ISA shows up so Pat and Mike are safe… for now.

There are moments in life where I hate my brain and everything that it comes up with. I can say confidently, this is not one of them. #mafiamikesupremacy

Therapist: Mafia Mike isn’t real, he can’t hurt you

Mafia Mike:

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Mafia Mike Buzzfeed Unsolved AU (1/?).

-special thanks to @canary-warrior for helping me out with the storyline-

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when Beth smiled with hope so did Rick 🥺

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Stargirl Season 2 Premiere Question

Why do people think Mike is in the Maffia now???

so anyways.. support the movement!!! mafia mike for the win!

In the Star Room: The Justice Society of America Reality TV Show ep 2x01 (“Summer Fails, Summer Flails”).

What would you like to see for Mafia Mike this season? Any hopes/expectations? :)

Ok ok so

- Mike's mother is either directly the sister of a head mafia member or she is one herself

- Pat stole Mike ???? What if Pat stole Mike from the mafia-

- Mike finding out that his bio family is filthy rich and he's like "wait a minute-"

- Mike straight up telling Pat "I appreciate you saving me from the mafia and all but I think I'm better suited for that hustler lifestyle" and other similar jokes that gives Pat massive migraines

- ....Is mafia!Mike the reason why he couldn't wake up the staff last season?

- This is less of a Mike mafia expectation and more of a general prediction - I think Cindy will manipulate Mike to join his team (for whatever reason she has mafia!mike or not) and then Jakeem with the pink pen will fight for his best friend back. And I will love him for it.

cindy heard mike ran over the over the iced cappuccino and immediately realized he was born to be in the isa 💀💀

so here is what i think is going to happen with mike, jakeem, and the pink pen:

mike is going to get recruited by cindy somehow and use the pen for some not good stuff. so the pen is going to stop working for him and move on to someone who is more deserving of its powers. enter jakeem…

Cindy, to the JSA : oh yeah we have connections to the mob now, what do you have? 

Courtney: Grundy! 

Rick, whispering to court: no we don’t-

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Cindy, to the JSA : oh yeah we have connections to the mob now, what do you have? 

Courtney: Grundy! 

Rick, whispering to court: no we don’t-

Telling women that we’re overreacting or paranoid for fearing male violence is gaslighting. Men are socialized to be more violent and statistics, in addition to our lived experiences, back up this fact.

It’s not paranoid to be aware.

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If you ever need proof that men hate women, just watch how violently and how angrily and how indignant they act when a woman says “my personal experiences combined with the experiences of my female loved ones have made me afraid of you collectively”.

“Fuck you, that’s stupid, not every man is like that.”

Maybe not, but you clearly are.

When men say this, it has nothing to do with making women feel safer or changing women’s minds about men. It has everything to do with silencing women through insults and fear. It is an entirely self serving act when a man tells a woman not to fear men. They don’t care about women’s safety or peace; they care how women’s suspicion going into any interaction with them is affecting a man’s ability to do what he wants with her later.

I have never seen a man say “not all men” and come from a place of “I want women to feel safe because I want them to be happy”. It always comes from a place of “I want women to feel safe because their fear is inconvenient to me; it prevents them from going on dates with me, it makes them question my intentions when we are alone, it makes them more apt to notice when they are being treated unfairly, it makes them less likely to leave themselves vulnerable to me emotionally and physically, and it makes me uncomfortable that I may have to tell other men to behave, so I’d rather continue to harass the women who are already afraid of me by silencing them.”

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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