Y/n: Madara You Should Get Up Or Else You'll Be Late For Work.

Y/n: Madara you should get up or else you'll be late for work.

Madara: you're in no position to tell me what to do! Besides I'd be up if it weren't for you clinging to me.

Y/n: *looks at Madara who's clinging to them* really? It pretty much looks otherwise to me...

Madara: ....shut up.

I'm gonna write some x reader stuff when I'm done with my assignments aka next week so feel free to comment whoever you want from bonten or kantou manji since I'm only in a mood for them lmao

My crappy ass rindou drawing says hi sodmfkdmj

Best friend! mikey

Best friend Mikey who is scared of losing you

Best friend Mikey who isn't afraid of showing affection in public

Best friend Mikey whom gets mistaken for your partner by every stranger or relative-

Best friend Mikey who would even kill for you

He is a lazy person in general but he wouldn't be lazy enough to bring you ice cream an tissues at 3 am in the morning just because your jackass partner broke your heart

No worries darling you can cry your guts out he will baby you just as much as you baby him normally

Don't be shocked when you hear abt your ex getting beat up-

Mikey looovessss cuddling with you

He can just snuggle you and stay like that for eternity💀

You gotta pee? He doesn't care. It's not his problem, he tells you to "just hold it in"

He also loves gossiping

It doesn't matter if he doesn't know the people you're talking about he wants all the tea (ehem koko kinnie much-)

He pretty much acts like your bf and brother at the same time-

GOD he's so clingy

You could be doing anything, walking, eating, hell EVEN SWIMMING

He somehow always has an arm around you

Or he straight up clings on you

....like a koala

He is the type of best friend to sing his lungs out with you in a sleepover

He also loves talking about crushes

....he also loves threatening your s/o to be a good partner-

He literally goes "break my bestie's heart and you're dead" while going white eyes

Best friend mikey also loves waking you up at any time just to take a stroll in city with his bike

He just loves spending time with you

He trusts you enough to open up about his feelings when he can

Not too much tho cause he hates talking abt his feelings as we can see in canon (kinnie moments-)

He tried cooking dorayaki with you once

It was a disaster... never try again. For the sake of this world-

Draken is so happy someone who's not him also takes care of Mikey

This bish also won't hesitate to wake you up in a sleepover if he's bored -_-

He just pokes you and says "I'm bored"

Honestly good luck with him

But he's too precious and cute so it's worth it

He would go apeshit if you were to get harmed or if you'd die

He is so grateful that you're always there for him

He always tries his best to remember special days to give you gifts

He often feels like he's burdening you with his attitude and all so please give him words of affirmation-

He's not the best adviser but he'd listen your venting

All in all he's an amazing best friend

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Omw to shift for mikey cause I wanna be best friends with him and izana😭😭😭👌🏻

sorry this sucks but I wanted to write it cause I couldn't find anything like this but I was CRAVING it... but my migraine said fck it let's get in the action for May so she won't be able to write osmkdskosj

RAN HAITANI:

Summary: ran x Turkish reader

Warnings: swearing, she/her pronouns and kinda stereotyped Turkish life

Ran was feeling so lazy today that he couldn't even bring himself to make a sandwich for himself. So he decided on going through the fridge, that included the freezer.

"I cant believe that she has frozen this muc vegetables and meat...is that...grass?" He mumbled in shock.

He continued on rummaging through the freezer. He's had a really busy day yesterday and now today he just wanted to lay down on the couch while eating something.

He also didn't wanna nag Y/n to make food.

She had an important meeting hence the reason she's been working all day.

As he got close to giving up and calling Rindou to get him something he came across to an ice cream tube.

"Oh my goodddddd" he whisper/screeched. "It's my favorite! Oh, Ran, you're a lucky son of a bitch."

He somehow, magically got the ice cream tube out of the freezer which was full to its brim.

Trying not to make much noise (he didn't wanna disturb Y/n or get scolded for eating ice cream with an empty stomach) as he got himself a spoon and opened the tube.

He dived his spoon in without checking only to get the spoon stuck in something icy and frozen into a... weird yellow / brownish color.

Scrunching his face he started to wonder if it was... rotten? Spoilt?

Could ice cream get spoilt or rot? Maybe it was a side effect of being frozen for too long?

"I mean... worst scenario I'll get sick..." he shrugged, "I'm gonna eat it anyways."

Tasting the weird frozen substance Ran felt like gagging.

"What the fuc-" he managed with his mouth full of 'ice cream'.

"Ran are you eating... chicken broth?"

With the sudden voice of Y/n Ran jumped in a comedic way.

"The what-"

"Chicken broth." Y/n deadpanned. "You thought it was ice cream didn't you?"

"Uhhh..."

Y/n wacked his head, "I told you not to eat ice cream with an empty stomach didn't I?" She crossed her arms. "Now this is your punishment."

"Why would you keep chicken broth in freezer anyways?" He cried. "Just buy a canned one when you'll use it."

"What else do you expect me to add to rice or bulgur pilavı? You think canned broth tastes as good as homemade ones? Well they do not and they're unhealthy."

"Oh... but this still doesn't explain the grass."

"Ran salak mısın? Arap saçı ve Isırgan otu onlar!!!"

Thus... he got chased with a... slipper.

if I don't get lazy I will write Turkish s/o life with all Bonten and some Toman characters.

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH OMG

Inosuke: so when i was a piglet-

Tanjiro: *confused*

Zenitsu: you mean a baby?

Inosuke: *completely ignores* so when I was a piglet

Inosuke: so when i was a piglet-

Tanjiro: *confused*

Zenitsu: you mean a baby?

Inosuke: *completely ignores* so when I was a piglet