Im Convinced Theres Some Evil Guardian Angel That Watches Over Joel But ONLY When He's On His Red Life.

im convinced theres some evil guardian angel that watches over joel but ONLY when he's on his red life. he dies so easily and so fast when he's green or yellow but then as soon as he goes red he becomes comically unkillable. he and etho were down to HALF A HEART ON RED LIVES while joel was fighting a skeleton and moments away from permadying but they lived, yet they died to a fucking fishing rod trick 10 minutes before. not to mention joel surviving for 7 sessions on red in last life after losing 3 lives in session 2. its gotta be divine intervention at this point there's just no way

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