Happy Fat Xie Lian Friday!!!

happy fat xie lian friday!!!

today's fat gege thoughts are inspired from a comment on my fic. hua cheng would looove the term lovehandles! post-canon xie lian gaining weight and getting a soft belly and fat on his hips that hua cheng kneads like a cat. his sides are so good for biting! and there's so much more to grab when they're making love! yes, those handles are made from and for his love for gege! soft and squeezable with stretchmarks that hua cheng traces his fingers lovingly over to count each one. and when xie lian sits down and his hips are accentuated? his husband is on the floor begging for just a little taste.

If i was no hating no fighting no curse words xie lian and fengqing started arguing abt mq's shadow in front of me and fx went "of course i can recognize you by your shadow!!!! Dianxia can too!!!! DIANXIA TELL HIM!!!!!!" I would drop my first "what the actual fuck are you talking about" in 800+ years

Oof. I open Tumblr on my phone for once and IMMEDIATELY I get two weight loss ads (and I know why).

Fuck you, I’m making Feng Xin fat now, too. I’ve started fighting this thing and I’m not stopping.

Favourite ship dynamic: no one truly knows what exactly is going on between the two characters, including the characters themselves. But whatever it is, it's written in the fabric of the universe.

he’s absolutely loving it

REF:

"careful old man," (condescending) "don't break a hip" (desperate to fuck the dilf within an inch of his life)