How To Shut Naruto-Conspiracists And NaruHina-/SasuSaku-Antis Up

How to shut Naruto-Conspiracists and NaruHina-/SasuSaku-Antis up

Confirmed facts of official interviews

From considerably beforehand, it was decided that Hinata will be Naruto’s wife [http://www.reddit.com/r/Naruto/comments/2mwh73/translation_help_needed_more_pages_of_kishimotos/cm87aqq]

For a short time Kishimoto considered to choose Sakura as Naruto’s partner, but he decided against it, because he didn’t like what a change of mind like that would make out of Sakura [http://www.reddit.com/r/Naruto/comments/2mwh73/translation_help_needed_more_pages_of_kishimotos/cm87aqq]

Sakura loves Sasuke wholeheartedly [http://www.reddit.com/r/Naruto/comments/2mwh73/translation_help_needed_more_pages_of_kishimotos/cm87aqq]

Love was not a big topic in the original work, because Kishimoto was shy and embarrassed while drawing something like that [http://www.reddit.com/r/Naruto/comments/2mwh73/translation_help_needed_more_pages_of_kishimotos/cm90n20 ]

Kishimoto sees Naruto and Hinata as his children growing up and he is happy for them [http://www.narutoforums.com/showpost.php?p=52311909&postcount=15]

Originally, Kishimoto didn’t intend to explain what happened between chapter 699 and chapter 700 (which doesn’t mean he didn’t wanted the pairings in chapter 700 to happen!) but he considered Naruto: The last as a nice chance to include it [http://www.nippon.com/en/views/b00114/]

Since Kishimoto decided from a fairly early stage that Naruto and Hinata would be together, he put Naruto and Sakura close together out of misleading reasons. So the comparison to Kushina was intentionally misleading as well. (Yes, this is harsh for some fans, but it’s a common tool to create suspense in stories) [http://www.reddit.com/r/Naruto/comments/2oe0fu/interview_translation_the_latest_from_kishimoto/]

Sakura’s Voice Actor wants Kishimoto to create an episode which shows what happened in the meantime (while Naruto and Hinata got together) between Sakura and Sasuke. Kishimoto nodded and said that he will consider various things and that he wants Sakura to be happy, since he has only been depicting unpleasant things for her.  [http://www.reddit.com/r/Naruto/comments/2s7g3b/megathread_compiled_list_of_translated_kishimoto/cnnnyy1]

Kishimoto didn’t think about how the love story between Hinata and Naruto happened, but he decided very early that it happened. (Probably also because imagining romances makes him embarrassed. But he wanted definitely to let them have a romance.)[ [http://www.reddit.com/r/Naruto/comments/2r0gx5/translation_full_kishimoto_interview_from_the/]

Kishimoto decided for Hinata as Naruto’s girlfriend because she was the only child who was supporting and cheering for him and because she was watching him all the time, not backtracking because he was unsuccessful and understanding that his determination was cool. [http://www.reddit.com/r/Naruto/comments/2r0gx5/translation_full_kishimoto_interview_from_the/]

Kishimoto’s favourite scenes of Naruto: The Last are the one in which Naruto got rejected (since Naruto was tested) and the parting scene of Sakura and Naruto (where they recognize that they are not romantically interested in each other and Sakura is supporting Hinata) [http://www.reddit.com/r/Naruto/comments/2r0gx5/translation_full_kishimoto_interview_from_the/]

Hinata is Kishimoto’s favourite female character. (See? No wonder that he didn’t need to be forced to make her Naruto’s wife but he wanted to!) [http://www.reddit.com/r/Naruto/comments/2r0gx5/translation_full_kishimoto_interview_from_the/]

Confirmed fake interviews and other misleading pseudo-“facts”

Every interview which mentions SasuKarin is fake. Kishimoto never even mentioned them as a pairing. [http://www.narutoforums.com/showpost.php?p=52650482&postcount=1287] [http://www.narutoforums.com/showthread.php?t=1018355&page=55] [http://www.narutoforums.com/showpost.php?p=52657734&postcount=1311]

The Last does not flop, although Anti-Fans try to fake the result by giving false reviews (just because of the pairings) [http://www.reddit.com/r/Naruto/comments/2okbwy/the_last_spoilers_japanese_fan_reactions/cmnxiod]

Sarada is not Karin’s daughter (confirmed by Kishimoto’s assistant on Twitter) [http://randomshitgoingon.tumblr.com/post/104553009832/for-those-sasukarin-fans-who-are-still-wrapped-up]

Kishimoto didn’t even know how popular Naruto is since he is so busy with work – how would it have been possible for him to get a feeling for the popularity of pairings? Especially since the popularity of Sakura and Hinata rotated in the character polls and have no straight line to follow? The final pairings were not decided by the popularity of the pairings in Japan. [http://www.saiyanisland.com/2014/02/masashi-kishimoto-spends-135-minutes-per-naruto-page/]

Studio Pierrot has absolutely no influence on the Manga. They have to ask for Kishimoto’s permission for everything they do. (It’s especially funny that Hinata fans say that Sakura is SP’s favourite and Sakura fans say that Hinata’s SP, although there is absolutely nothing confirmed and will never be) [http://www.reddit.com/r/Naruto/comments/2mwh73/translation_help_needed_more_pages_of_kishimotos/cm8z8kk]

The script for the movie was written by SP, but Kishimoto considered it as fine and appropriate and changed things he wanted to change [http://www.reddit.com/r/Naruto/comments/2mwh73/translation_help_needed_more_pages_of_kishimotos/cm8z8kk]

The publisher (Shueisha) does not force Kishimoto to develop the story in a way they want. They just advise him, especially in stylistic matters. [http://imgur.com/a/4Fouv]

Everything only appearing on tumblr is fake. Do not believe people who claim they are “insider” and know more - everyone can say that. There is absolutely, I repeat: absolutely no proof that the end of the manga is something Kishimoto didn’t plan long time ago without being influenced.

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A little louder for those in the back please.🎉

According to the naruto fandom:

Naruto can forgive Sasuke for killing him

Naruto can forgive Obito for to be fault for the death of his parents

Naruto can forgive Gaara.

Temari&Kankuro can forgive Gaara

Suna Gakure can forgive Gaara

Sasuke can forgive Itachi for killing his entire clan (although he did it for Konohas safety)

Hinata can forgive neji for trying to kill her

Karin can forgive Sasuke for stabbing her with chidori and try to kill her.

Kakashi can forgive Sasuke and Obito.

BUT IF SAKURA HARUNO FORGIVE SASUKE, AFTER HE APOLOGIZED HONESTLY TO HER SHE IS A STUPID BITCH AND A FANGIRL! SHE SHOULD HAVE PUNCHED SASUKE AND SHOULD NEVER FORGIVE HIM! ALL HER DEVELOPMENT WENT DOWN AS SHE FORGAVE HIM!

The Antis are so full of hypocrisy.

I love them all, thank you for this.

SasuSaku Headcanon Masterpost

I’ve been thinking of doing this for a while, for people to have an easier time to read the ones they want and all. So… here is a list of all the headcanons I’ve answered thus far. :)

They’re not categorized in “genres” (though I could do that if you guys would like it better) but they are in order of oldest to newest. :)

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How often do they have sex?

Would Sakura stop taking missions when they have kids? /  Favorite time to have sex?

Is Sasuke/Sakura a jealous person?

What do Sakura’s parents think of Sasuke?

Their reaction when their child gets seriously injured on a mission?

How does Sasuke make up for the hurt he caused her?

What if Sakura’s parents walked in on them having sex?

How would Sakura help Sasuke cope with his trauma? / Would Sakura address his momentary insanity?

Sasuke’s reaction to his daughter’s first boyfriend?

How do Sasuke’s ninja cats feel about Sakura?

What does he do when their daughter asks about sex and Sakura is not around to answer?

How would they explain the Uchiha massacre, Sasuke’s betrayal and killing attempts to their children?

How would they feel if Sakura was infertile?

Do they have any kinks?

What if Sasuke misunderstood Sakura was cheating on him?

Sasuke’s reaction to Sakura being pregnant? / Would he be present when she goes into labor?

What if Sasuke was sterile, instead of Sakura?

How would Kakashi and Tsunade feel about them dating?

How was their first time?

Do you think Sasuke likes to make Sakura laugh in the bedroom?

Sasuke brags about his sexual escapades to prove he is straight, in the presence of Sakura’s dad. Reactions?

If the massacre never happened, do you think SasuSaku would have gotten together?

Do you think Sasuke is ticklish? How would Sakura take advantage of that?

Reactions to a NaruHina/SasuSaku double date?

How would Sasuke act with his son compared to his daughter?

What would happen if they learned their 16-17 year old daughter was pregnant?

How would they make up after a really huge argument?

How do you think Sasuke would feel about how close Naruto and Sakura have gotten?

How would they react if one of their kids was born blind?

How would Sakura react if Sasuke ended up horribly scarred from Madara’s attack?

What would they do for the anniversaries of the Uchiha massacre and Itachi’s death?

Sakura is demanded to marry a ninja from Kumo to cement the alliance and in exchange for Sasuke’s pardon… what is Sasuke’s reaction to this?

How would Sakura and Sasuke react to the latter having the same lung disease as Itachi did?

How would they react to one of them dying of old age/natural causes?

Sasuke’s reaction if he overhead the girlfriend comment but not Sakura’s reaction to it?

How would Sakura feel about Taka visiting Sasuke after the war?

How do you think Sakura and Sasuke’s relationship would have progressed if she’d succeeded in keeping him in the village?

Would they take turns taking care of the kids? / Would Sakura quit the hospital or would Sasuke be a stay-at-home dad?

How would Sasuke react if he got Sakura pregnant with twins?

How would SasuSaku have progressed if Team 7 brought him back from the Land of Iron when he was half blind?

How would they react to their child getting the mangekyou sharingan? / Would Sasuke tell his children about how he had to transplant Itachi’s eyes?

How would Sasuke feel if all their kids were girls?

How would Sasuke deal with the curse of hatred after he moved back to Konoha?

Do you think Tsunade or the elders would punish him with jail time or a probation? How do you think Team 7 would react?

Would Sasuke get other symptoms in addition to his nightmares? / Would Sakura suggest professional help?

Do you think Sasuke could attempt suicide? How would Sakura react?

How would Sakura and Team 7 react to Sasuke being Hokage?

What’s your ultimate prediction for SasuSaku in the end?

How would Sasuke react to his child becoming Hokage?

How would Sasuke, Naruto, and Kakashi react to Sakura becoming Hokage?

How would Taka react to Sasuke and Sakura getting together?

How will Sakura to finding out the truth about Itachi?

How would Sakura react to Naruto hooking Sasuke up on a date?

How would Sasuke react to Sakura being hurt or believed to be dead after they got together?

How do you think Sasuke would have reacted if Gaara succeeded in killing Sakura?

What would Sakura do if Sasuke picked up smoking?

How would Sasuke react if Sakura died during the war?

What do you think would be their relationship problems? How would they resolve their differences?

How would Sasuke propose to Sakura?

How would Sakura react to the knowledge of an Uchiha’s love being the strongest form of love?

After getting together, what kind of lovey-dovey things do you think Sasuke would do for Sakura? And Sakura for Sasuke?

How do you think Sasuke would react to Sakura surpassing Tsunade?

How do they react to seeing each other naked for the first time? Is it right before they have sex or an accident?

Do you think they would move back to the Uchiha compound after they got married? / Would some of his old stuff still be there?

How would they react to Sasuke getting an injury that prevented him to be a ninja anymore?

How would Sasuke feel about Sakura taking up gambling like Tsunade?

Would Sasuke be overprotective over his daughters? / How would he react to his daughter marrying Naruto’s son?

How would Mikoto, Fugaku and Itachi feel about Sakura?

If their son didn’t want to become a ninja, how would they react?

How would they react to seeing the curse of hatred in their own kids?

How do you think their life would be if Sasuke still had the cursed seal?

How would they react if they cheated on each other?

They get caught having sex in Naruto office, by Naruto himself. Reactions?

How would they feel about using protection?

What would their pillow talk be like?

How would Sasuke feel about having TonTon in his apartment and around his kids?

How picky would they be about picking a baby-sitter?

What would Sasuke major in, in college?

How would they deal with their kids cussing?

Do they have a small or big wedding? / Who is invited? / Where do they go for their honeymoon?

How would granny cat feel about Sakura and SasuSaku babies? / How would Sakura feel about ninja cats around her kids?

How would they react to finding out the other wasn’t a virgin?

How do you think Sakura would act if she could go back in the past and change anything?

How would Sakura react if she found out Sasuke still took drugs after he came back to the leaf?

How would they react if they caught their kids having sex with their boyfriend/girlfriend?

Do you think it’s likely Sakura was adopted? / Would Sasuke help her find her biological parents?

How would Sasuke react to noticing his two sons have a relationship similar to his and Itachi’s?

How would they react to one of their kid’s friend having a crush on them?

How would Sasuke react to the village still branding Itachi a villain? / What would Sakura do?

Their reactions to Sakura having a miscarriage?

How would Sakura react to seeing him cry? / How would Sasuke respond?

How would Sakura react to seeing Sasuke has Itachi’s eyes?

SasuSaku headcanons before Shippuden?

Do you think Sakura would like Sasuke with a beard?

How would they react to Sasuke unconsciously playing favorites with his kids?

How would his kids feel if they saw him lose control in the same way he did in FoD?

SasuSaku RTN headcanons?

How would Sasuke react to a guy being overly nice to Sakura in front of him, while they were married?

Would Sakura suffer from trauma/PTSD after Sasuke’s killing attempts? How would they react to that?

What kind of underwear do they wear? Is there a particular type that they prefer the other to use?

Any SasuSaku ninja academy headcanons?

How would they react if one of their kids left the village in search of power, like Sasuke did?

What would their reactions be if they had three pink haired sons?

SasuSaku gender-bender headcanons?

How would SasuSaku have progressed if Sasuke came back after killing Itachi and didn’t learn about the truth? / Would have Sakura told him about it if she learned before him?

How do you think Sakura would feel if Sasuke just flat out killed another ninja without remorse?

How would they react if their child died?

How would Sakura tell him she’s pregnant and how would Sasuke react to it?

How would they react if Sasuke did go insane after they were dating, like a mental illness considering his family history?

Would Sasuke push her away because he feels he doesn’t deserve her? Would he bring up Naruto’s feelings for her in the past? / Would Sakura ever bring up her confession to Naruto?

Do you think Sakura would use the same jutsu Tsunade uses to appear younger than she is?

Do you think Sakura would get used to him walking around their apartment naked or just out of the shower with a towel around his waist, after they move in together?

Do you think Sasuke only thought of Sakura as a friend before he left or something more?

How would they respond to their kid being bullied?

How bad would she baby him if he got sick?

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Holy crap I never realized how many I’ve done since now. ENJOY.