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Bad Batch Fall Headcannons:
Bad batch fall headcannons:
Wrecker loves making a giant pile of leaves...just so he and James can jump into them
Tech likes to study the migration movements of birds and has a whole database set up to keep watch over the birds he tagged
Phee likes to get the pumpkin spice lattes from the coffee shop she claims it reminds her of Tech's eyes
The one thing the batch all hate about fall is black Friday, they appreciate the cheap prices but hate how dramatic people get over it
Crosshair has a special collection of Halloween themed scarves for Batcher he even bought her a pumpkin themed hat to keep her head warm
Cobalt always buys a boat load of Halloween candy and eats it in his car while on patrol...Joey knows, he caught him in the act once
On Halloween Crosshair likes to dress up as the grim reaper and runs around on Halloween night scaring everyone, he had to stop after rumors of the townspeople starting a lynch mob started
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Rest in peace James

Lost a legend today. Rest in peace.

Saw this brand new show called nightsleeper (literally just came out tonight) it's really good
Barbecue:
One summer evening on Pabu The bad batch were heading to Shep's house, he was hosting a barbecue and had invited everyone.
The kids were practically pulling the adults along in their excitement.
"Cmon dad, we've been walking forever." Joey whined giving Cobalt an almighty tug forward.
"We've been walking for two minutes bud." Cobalt said as he was almost pulled off his feet.
"Yeah, forever, we're gonna be late at this rate." Joey said.
"Relax Joey, we won't." Cobalt said.
Just minutes later they arrived at Shep's where the man greeted them with one of his signature smiles.
"Hello friends, glad you could make it." He said.
Shep looked to the kids.
"Lyana is in the backyard if you want to see here." He added.
Shep quickly stood aside as the kids and Batcher charged through the door.
Laughing heartily the adults followed through the door and went into the garden where the kids and Lyana were already engrossed in conversation.
Soon Wrecker and Shep had gotten the barbecue started and a smoky smell had now enveloped the garden.
Daniel and James were chasing batcher around the garden, Boba, Zander and Rowan were talking with Mox, Stak and Deke about different ships they had seen and flown and Omega, Kordi, Cynthia and Lyana were sitting together having a whispered the silence interrupted by their frequent giggles.
Other guests soon arrived including Rex and several clones from the rebellion, Riyo Chuchi, Emerie, Phee and to everyone's surprise Rampart along with Jax, Sami and Eva.
"Hello Edmon, glad to see you." Shep said.
"It's a pleasure Shep." Rampart nodded before going and sitting next to Emerie while Jax, Sami and Eva went to the other kids.
Soon Shep, Wrecker and Gregor announced that dinner was ready and the kids eagerly ran over, even batcher and Lucky got a plate of food each. After the kids had been served the adults got their share of food and everyone dug in.
"Good as ever Gregor, you continue to impress." Rex said after a mouthful of fried porg.
"Oh Rex you honey dripper Gregor giggled pretending to blush.
Rampart took a bite of a pirg wing and he suddenly started gasping for breath.
"...To hot.." He gasped out.
Crosshair handed him a bottle from the cooler which Rampart took a large drink from.
"Can't handle your spices Edmon." Crosshair teased.
"Usually I can, but that was spicy even by my standards." Rampart said.
"Sorry about that, that must have been one of my fireball wings." Fireball piped up.
"What's the difference?" Rampart asked.
"They're much spicier than normal porg wings, that's how I got my name, cause I love spicy food." Fireball said.
"I see." Rampart nodded taking another drink of water.
Daniel was typing away on his tablet while chewing away at a pork chop with a healthy amount of apple suacce on it.
Nemec sat down next to him.
"Whatcha working on Danny?" He asked.
Daniel swallowed his food and wiped some sauce off his chin before awnsering.
"My own starfighter, I'm hoping to build it one day, once I'm old enough to do so anyways." Daniel said.
"Can I see?" Nemec asked curiously.
Dan nodded and passed Nemec the tablet.
Nemec whistled impressed.
"That's a nice looking fighter, I'd hate to be on the wrong end of that." Nemec said.
Daniel nodded his thanks blushing slightly with pride.
Sunset was approaching and by now the younger kids were getting tuckered out.
Sami, James, Lyana and Omega were passed out against Batcher who was curled up on the grass.
Eva had crawled onto Rampart's lap half an hour ago and was out cold, head resting against her adoptive father's chest.
Rampart was chatting with Martha along with Daniel who was fast asleep on his mother's lap similar to Eva.
Cynthia and Katie were chatting, about something funny, the two giggling on occasion.
Boba, Jax, Zander and the triplets were huddled together talking in low voices while nearby Kordi read a book with Rowan lying across her lap fast asleep.
Meanwhile Tech and Phee reatreted too the roof where the two watched the setting sun.
"It really is beautiful isn't it?" Phee asked.
"It most certainly is." Tech nodded in agreement.
The two shared a kiss together as the sun set and the others had fun.
Tech's date (a bad batch modern au one-shot)
Ages:
Hunter: 32
Wrecker: 32
Crosshair: 31
Cobalt: 30
Tech: 28
Phee: 30
Trix: 33
One Friday evening Hunter, Wrecker, Crosshair, Tech, Trix and Cobalt were sitting in the living room playing a round of poker.
"I win, read e'm and weep." Crosshair smirked.
The others all grumbled but handed over their credits.
"So, you guys got any plans for the weekend?" Trix asked.
"Martha and I are taking the kids to the aquarium tomorrow." Cobalt said.
"James and I are going for a hike tomorrow and Katie and Cynthia are going to the beauty parlor." Wrecker said.
"Got a date with Riyo tomorrow night." Trix said.
"I don't have any plans." Tech said.
"Actually Tech, you might." Cobalt said.
"What do you mean?" Tech asked confused.
"Well an old friend of mine from high school is in town, her name is Phee." Cobalt said.
"You talked to girls in high school?" Tech smirked.
"ooooh." the others all exclaimed at once.
"Oh no he didn't."Wrecker said smirking.
Cobalt scoffed.
"As a matter of fact I did." Cobalt said massaging his wounded pride.
"So what does this have to do with me?" Tech asked confused.
"Well we got to talking and I may have set you up on a date with her tomorrow night." Cobalt said.
"You what!" Tech hissed, Crosshair grabbing his arm to hold him down.
"Just hear me out okay, when we were talking yesterday I brought up all of you, when I talked about you she said to me "I'd certainly like to meet him" and so, I may have arranged for you to meet her tomorrow night." Cobalt said.
"Why would you do that?" Tech asked.
"I'm just saying it wouldn't kill you to get out a bit more, Phee's a lovely woman, worst case is she doesn't show up." Cobalt said.
Tech sighed audibly.
"Fine, I'll meet her, but if this doesn't go well I promise you Cobalt I will never let you hear the end of it." Tech said.
"I can live with that." Cobalt nodded.
The next evening:
After a nice shower Tech dressed himself for the date and despite his nerves Tech had to admit he was curious about this woman Cobalt had told him about.
Cobalt had told him the restaurant he was to meet Phee at and to his credit it was a very nice one.
After getting ready Tech headed to the front door and opened the door only for a very bright light to hit him square in the eyes.
After his eyes adjusted he was greeted by the horrific sight of his entire family standing on the front lawn, Crosshair holding a camera in his hands.
"What's this about?" Tech asked extremely confused.
"Oh just documenting this very rare occasion, our little Tech is going on his first date." Crosshair said with a massive smirk as he took another picture.
"So you invited the entire family?" Tech asked.
"Well duh." Crosshair said.
Tech just scoffed and walked down the street on his way to the restaurant Cobalt had mentioned.
When he arrived he sat down at the table that Cobalt had reserved for them, Phee hadn't arrived yet so he decided to study the menu.
"Hello, is your name Tech?" A voice asked.
Tech looked up and was slightly startled.
A young woman was smiling brightly at him, Tech was embarrassed to admit he could feel himself blushing profusely, his face heating up.
"I-Uh yes, Phee may I presume?" Tech said adjusting his glasses.
"Yep, nice to meet you." Phee said smiling warmly at him as she sat down.
The two ordered food and throughout the course of the date Tech had to admit he rather enjoyed Phee's company and he couldn't help but hope she felt the same way.
After an admittedly pleasant dinner the two talked for a while before deciding to call it an evening.
Tech walked Phee to her car which was parked just down the road.
"So Tech, if I may ask, there's a showing of pirates of the carribean at the movies next week, fancy coming along?" Phee asked.
Tech adjusted his glasses nervously as he thought for a moment before nodding.
"Yes, that sounds lovely." Tech nodded.
Phee smiled.
"Till next time...brown eyes." Phee said before getting into her car and driving away leaving a blushing Tech to watch her go.
If that's Crosshair than this guy is Wrecker


So I’ve spoken about the Bad Batch being the Florida Men™️ of the GAR, but let me tell you one story of a Florida Man™️ that is SO Crosshair:
A retired Marine pried open the jaws of a gator to save his dog, and kept his cigar in his mouth the whole time.