I'd Just Like To Counter This By Saying You Cant Set The Bar Of Chris Threatening Scott A Child Low...
I'd just like to counter this by saying you cant set the bar of Chris threatening scott a child low... Because the majority of murderers and billions don't he show were Scotts age.. aka children. I first one being Allison shit head Argent... Yk the same child who tried to kill scott, derek and his pack MORE THAN ONCE all because of her having a mental fucking break down and thinking that because Allison Argents mother died that gives her the right to go out and nearly murder Erika and Boyd if it weren't for Chris.. I mean she was upset over her mother dying... but she didn't really give a fuck about her sick in the head ass mother when she was alive... I can go on and on about Allison but this isn't about her. Then there's Jackson.. what went down wasn't really his fault but he was the one that forced his way into the supernatural world.. so if he wasn't being a fucking a dick and finally relieved himself of that glass closet he was in then maybe none of that would've happened.. Then there's the twins... don't need to add anything on to that. Then there's Stiles... Wasnt his fault at all but still a villain at some point. Then there's Theo.. probably the second worst one behind Stiles. Then Liam.. Hayden.. and half of beacon hills. All children who tried to kill scott and his pack. I mean I hated Chris in the early seasons but even then I didn't because he did have a code. Until his father and sister came to town and fucked that up for him. I hated him more when his daughter wasn't dead for not even a hour before he changed the code back to "we hunt those who hunt us"
I’m about to hurt your soul. Insult Chris Argent
Sigh. It’s okay. I knew at least ONE person would do it, lol.
*takes a deep breath* Chris Argent... you SUCK. I seriously don’t understand how ANYONE could like you as a character. You are just TERRIBLE. Oh, you want examples? Okay, I’LL GIVE YOU EXAMPLES...

You THREATEN Scott? You threaten CHILDREN? You THREATEN them like the VILLAIN?
Oh!

You LIKE guns? You LOVE guns like the NRA? You COLLECT guns? You SELL them to BAD PEOPLE?

You SHOOT guns like the Die Hard?

You SHOOT Malia with the gun like a DEER in the forest?!
Oh! Oh!

You talk about “rabid dogs” and how “anything that dangerous, that out of control, is better off dead”, but then you DON’T put down your evil, psychotic sister and father when you know you SHOULD? (Ooof. Okay, that one cut a lil too deep. I hurt my own feelings for a second there. Ouch.)

You KISS Melissa? You KISS Melissa like the lover, and then you DON’T CALL? You see her get SHOT, and then you DISAPPEAR? You DISAPPEAR to look for DEREK HALE?
Oh! Oh!

JAIL for Christopher Argent! Jail for Chris Argent for ONE THOUSAND YEARS!

Stay there and ROT, you dirty, rotten bastard. Ugh. You are SO full of BULLSHIT, it’s no WONDER your shirts won’t stay buttoned...
Speaking of which: YA DRESS LIKE A HOE, CHRIS.

Seriously, dude? Your wife JUST KILLED HERSELF - in fact, you HELPED - and you’re walking around, like, “Hello, boys and girls! I am now DILF In Mourning™, and I am very, VERY sad. Indeed, this sadness in my sexy, toned chest is SO VERY GREAT that even my CLOTHES can’t contain it, hehehe. Somebody PLEASE COME SUCK MY SAD, SINGLE-DAD DICK, I am BEGGING YOU.”
DISGUSTING, Christopher. YOU, sir, OFFEND me GREATLY. *spins on heel and huffs away* *trips and falls face-first onto Chris’ sad, single-dad dick*
Send me a character and I’ll insult them...
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Warning: fem OC has a name, smut, risk of being caught, cussing, SMUT.
I wrote this because I couldn't get it out of my head, and I want to get back into writing. So I thought I'd start off with small one-shots to get some practice in. Don't forget to comment and leave your thoughts! I'd love to hear them all! I appreciate blunt honesty!
“We aren't- fuck supposed to be doing this, Tiny,” Gally pants, the girl in question shoving a hand over his mouth as a few gladers stumble by. “Someone could catch us.”
“Oh come on Handsome, we aren't breaking any rules,” Tiny breathes shakily, completely bottomed out while trying to recover from her last orgasm. “Besides, you should’ve thought about that 4 orgasms ago.”
Gally relaxes as the pleasure spreads throughout his body, “Did you spread this pallet all by yourself? How romantic.”
“Well, I was aiming for comfort, you know I’d do anything for you. Besides,” Tiny hums, cradling his head, her thumbs rubbing the apple of his cheeks as her boobs stick to his collarbone. “I think this might be my favorite position, I’ve got the best view.”
Tiny resumes the thrusts of her hips, slow, deep, and hard. Both legs burning from the low squat she was in. A sight that makes the boy feel as though he is losing his mind.
Gally couldn't remember how he got here. He swore to himself that the first time would be the last, but he’s a teenage boy with crazy hormones he didn't even know he had until Tiny. He should stop this. He should’ve stopped this a while ago.
“Speed up, Tiny,” Gally breathes out. Dammit, that was the opposite of stopping this, but Gally couldn’t be bothered with any of that now. He couldn’t deny himself of the girl any longer.
“‘M sorry?” Tiny pants, lurching forward, a hand slamming into the ground as she stopped herself from cumming right then and there. Her knees hitting the ground as her legs started to tremor uncontrollably.
Gally’s hands slide up Tiny’s thighs, spreading her ass as he pecks her cheek, “Fuck me like you mean it.”
Tiny’s heart skips a beat, proceeding to do exactly what he told her to, “Yes sir.”
Gally's head falls back onto the pallet, his eyebrows furrowed deeply in concentration, losing himself to the sticky sounds they were making. “Shit, I think you’re trying to take my soul.”
“I want a lot more than that.” Tiny grins watching Gally’s jaw drop open, cumming dryly. “What was that?”
“I don’t have anything left to-” Tiny cuts Gally off with a hand around his throat and a grip on his balls.
“I know you, Gally. I know what you are. You’re a slut. A slut that jumps to please others, and I told you I wanted more than your soul, Handsome. So you’ll give me what I want, right? I’ll be more than pleased,” Tiny hums, shushing the boy as he starts to groan loudly, thick and hot ropes of his semen filling the girl up perfectly as she continues to massage his balls. Milking him of everything he had to give her.
“Relax, Gally. You’ll pass out if you keep panting like that,” Tiny says, lying down on his chest.
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yikes
Wdym


I did make my own post. But i also said that i was not targeting you and that i was using what you were saying as an example.. which i have a right to do and i wasnt saying anything mean to you or about you or anyone in general. infact i wasnt even talking to you. Im not about to read all of that when you couldnt be bothered to read the first sentence of MY post. You clearly just want to start some shit..
I dont want to argue with you but you’re clearly pissy about what i said which is your problem.. i mean if the shoe fits. Wear that motherfucker. (Not calling you a motherfucker just incase you needed me to clear that up for you..) i dont care about how you feel about what i said when i wasnt fucking talking to you or about you. But with the way you reacted has me thinking otherwise.
All i said was i hate when hard core, foam at the mouth book readers shit on and alienate the people who love the movies version better. Your post was nothing like that but maybe im wrong. And for someone who likes to read so much.. its really disappointing on how everything i said went completely over your head. Get over yourself please and thank you so very much.
if you have watched red white and royal blue, PLEASE read the book
i know that book fans are annoying when we say stuff like this but i promise it has so much more depth, reads like a romcom, is a million times funnier than the movie and has some characters that werent included that are fantastic and deserved to have been portrayed at all
every scene you liked is i promise, better in the book
also if you hated the movie, give the book a chance its fantastic
(Just using this post as an example not targeting this person directly)
Am i the only one who despises "books are always better than the movies" types? Im so confused on why they want to alienate the people who LOVED the movies without having read the books.
Anyone can say the books are better than the movies right? The books spell everything out for you. I mean you can literally read what they are thinking. But the movies? You have to use just a tiny bit of context clues and thinking power. Especially with this movie.
The movie was beautiful. Clearly a ROMANCE movie.. and for some reason.. that makes the movie a shit movie? Because apparently the book is the opposite.. its not really focused around romance so much as it is politics and the struggles with sexuality.. i even heard someone say that the movie was made for "straight audiences " which is weird as fuck..
First of all. ALTHOUGH THE MOVIE WAS BASED ON THE BOOKS. THEY ARE NOT THE SAME FUCKING THING. NOT ONLY THAT BUT WE DONT CARE ABOUT HOW YOU LOVED THE BOOK AND HATE THE MOVIE. WE GET IT. YOU READ.
secondly. We have enough struggles with all the -isms and -itys in real life. No one wants to watch a movie about that shit. Especially when movies and books are supposed to be used to escape our reality. 😕
The whole straight audience shit is weird as fuck also because she said it was made for straight people bc they didn’t make it abt the struggles with sexuality.. like straight ppl don’t struggle with their sexuality.. ? Also im tired of reading about the same trope with gay relationships. It’s about time they switched it up. THE FUCKING STORY IS FICTION. ITS NOT REAL.
Another thing.. its a romance movie. The movie was so fucking intimate i felt like i was intruding on their relationship. I havent seen a romance movie with that kind of emotion in a long time. So please please stop shitting on every book made movie. Its so fucking annoying. No one ever asks either. Plus its fucked up to the actors and the writers who worked very hard on these movies.
ESPECIALLY 2 straight men playing as gay men? Do you guys not know that men are being murdered for being gay? They are literrisking their lives and you people are shitting on their hard work.
if you have watched red white and royal blue, PLEASE read the book
i know that book fans are annoying when we say stuff like this but i promise it has so much more depth, reads like a romcom, is a million times funnier than the movie and has some characters that werent included that are fantastic and deserved to have been portrayed at all
every scene you liked is i promise, better in the book
also if you hated the movie, give the book a chance its fantastic