If It Were Up To Me And If You Didnt Live In The Middle Of Fucking Nowhere, I Wouldve Done It Already.

If it were up to me and if you didn’t live in the middle of fucking nowhere, I would’ve done it already. Always fun to mess around with losers like you ;)

you don't even know where I live

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Ma'am i cried whilst writing a Suna fic, I know yours is h u r t so good ahhh I'm not ready

BABE WHICH FIC LEMME READ!!!

im rudely asking u to fuck off

SAY IT WITH YOUR CHEST, LOSER

smh quit talking in the tags 🙄

hi im just rolling in to say hey crush

ayt bye

is it my turn at the matchups 🤤 match me up w you babe

your mango slander filled my feed but i GENUINELY agree with you bae— mangos are so gross!! 😭 i hate the way they smell (especially in beauty products 🤚😷) and the flavor just AIN’T it 🤒 overhyped and for what? 🙄 mango juice is the worst too. it tastes like battery acid imo 🙁 i hate it just as much as i hate pineapple— i am HERE for the fruit slander!! 💪😟

tw: mangos

HAHAHAHAS IM SORRY

not really tho mango discourse was smtn we had to have

BUT YES?? HELLO. FINALLY SOMEONE WHO AGREES bruh idk how people can eat that pissy fruit (I never drank mango juice bruh tf is that)

I like pineapples tho >: FRUIT SLANDER RISE UP

these are bullies! Highschool fucking bullies

don't blame the dog for your poor liner skills

can’t bother to be offended by some lame insult that took you 20 minutes to come up with 🥱