Things I Think Are Crazy In Yuumori (spoilers)

things I think are crazy in yuumori (spoilers)

- The fact William and Albert convinced everyone they were biologically brothers while Louis was the adopted one. If anything Albert was the one who looked adopted

- Moran being older than Mycroft, the Holmes dark circles genes are no joke

- I can understand how William knew that Sherlock was doing crack or whatever drug but that his mama was from the hood ??? Stalker

- Sherlock being surrounded by women during his first encounter with Will

- Sherlock probably used his rant money to go on the Noahtic lmaoooo (best investment ever)

- When you think about it, Irene’s plan of showing herself around with Sherlock was actually making the whole city believe they were fucking and Mycroft fell right for it (”special feelings for this woman”)

- How his noble father chose a commoner, Sherly chose (Redacted) from the slums

- Albert killing his whole family as a teenager and William and Louis sleeping peacefully by his side after that

- Louis still helping William to take baths at his big age

- Sherlock who was doing drugs and bombs and who could not pay his rent, working with Billy to provide for Liam, his new family

- William is from the streets and yet he has self preservation skills

- No noble offering to adopt William and Louis after seeing how smart they were (not even the Government ????)

- The secret about Louis’s illness (he doesn’t even have a scar of his chest)

- Sherly’s being kinda curly when it’s short but straight once it’s long

- Sherly’s tiny ponytail surviving the fall

- Billy having so many names, like who ARE YOU ?

- Sherlock using a violin as a ashtray

- Jack having gray hair at 50, raising those three was that stressful ?

- Patterson being 43

- Moran throwing cigarette butts on the floor when Louis is the one who cleans the house

- The noble ladies openly thirsting on Albert

- Liam not noticing Sherly in his classroom during the classroom

- Louis being considered as the most stable brother while he literally burned his face (he is tho)

- Fred and Moran not being related AT ALL, they look like siblings

- Mycroft telling John he is fat on their first encounter

- How Bonde concealed that D cup, we saw the twins, this is an actual skill

- Herder building amazing stuff while being blind (I found out recently I thought it was just chunibyo I’m so sorry)

- Patterson being 43

- Moneypenny’s existence being erased from the anime

Alrighty! I have a few so let's get into it.

1) (I have a post about it but imma write it again) Louis one time had a heart episode so painful he thought he might actually (only fainted though). He didn't tell William the extent of the pain cause that day his brother wasn't with him and he knows that would throw William off/increase his already big fear/concern

I have actually written a fanfic based on that headcanon on AO3, it is called "my most hidden secret". You can check it out if you like ☺️

2) Louis oftentimes likes to joke about not "having" any involvement in the whole scheme. He is like:"they just found me in an orphanage, I don't know what you're talking about🤷‍♂️"

3) regarding languages that they might know

Moriarthree : French

Moran: French and very little Norwegian (learnt a song so he could impress someone, *cough*Louis*cough*that song Loki sang in the series*cough*)

Bond/Irene :Spanish

Patterson: Italian

Sherlock: German

(I haven't thought about the rest 😔)

4) When Albert sleeps, he sometimes makes an angry frown (reason: Who knows?)

5) Sherlock break-dances

6) Louis actually curses more than he lets others believe (entertaining? Worrisome? You choose.)

7)Louis can sing very well. When younger and accompanied by William in the piano, they provided entertainment for guests in the Rockwell mansion (I believe I forget their name but oh well😭)

8) (in the context of a relationship) Moran is very fond of Louis' scar. It is one reason why, when sharing a bed, Moran insists he sleeps on the left side so that when they face each other, he can touch/kiss/caress it

9) Fred brings cats home every two weeks

And that concludes my presentation ✨

What are some of your favorite headcanons for Moriarty the Patriot characters?

I want Yuumori to be more popular because

A. More people should know about this AMAZING Sherlock adaptation

B. But also I want to read more steamy fics of Albert Moriarty getting railed in every p*rn trope possible.

"Bro why do you have Thoma on your team? He's not even a good sheild-"

BECAUSE I FUCKING WANT TO

He's NICE to ME

Offers HIS COAT when it RAINS

Says CUTE and NICE things

FUCK you lmao

Also if he's a " bad shield" then you obviously haven't built him correctly, cause his sheild- literally will not allow me to get any damage, so fuck right off

Guilty as fuck! 😂😂

i feel so bad whenever i run around with baizhu

i just spam right click and he just starts fucking dying

i’m sorry baizhu i’m so sorry

if I could ask God anything and get the real, genuine answer, I'd ask him why He commanded Abraham to sacrifice Isaac. He knew He was going to stop him. He knew that He'd never truly ask him to do it. He knew that if he went through with it then His promise would be frustrated.

The thing is... the story has led parents to think it's okay to sacrifice their children, metaphorically and sometimes literally, for a false sense of moral superiority. How many LGBT+ children have been sacrificed in the supposed name of Christianity? How many autistic children? How many orphaned children? How many abused children?

Maybe it was the right lesson for Abraham, especially about how it paralleled Christ's atonement. But it's not a story that has translated well into modern times.