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umm i need reassurance that my presence is wanted but i can’t ask for reassurance because that’s really Embarrassing and it wouldn’t feel genuine if i asked for it

yamato in hybrid human-divine wolf form

version without 天衣 (tenne) under the cut:

i dont mean to be rude but are you transgender

yup

are you?

hey, can my cat stay on your blog for a little while?

i'm going out of town for the night and could use someone to watch her

i made like a vague post about it before but people really have to stop being dicks to people for being overly verbose and using big words because it is literally actually just a textbook symptom of autism. its like the symptom of """high functioning""" autism. you arent hating nerds or whatever youre just being ableist

got a major pest problem this year actually

i am shrunken down and brought to the gnome world and when i attempt to assimilate to their culture I use an acorn cap as a hat and they all laugh cheerfully at my silly mistake of wearing what they use as a bowl like a cap and though this is a transgression that would have humiliated me in my human life I am instead laughing alongside them at my humorous misunderstanding

I'm at a :.|:; for words.

Hate to be the bearer of bad news but Plifterston, New Pensiltucky isn't a real city and state

being a British SPG fan is so fun because I know Jack shit about American geography, but since SPG mostly tour in America, I’m learning where things are. yesterday I learned San Diego was a city in California and not a state. Today I learned that Detroit is in FUCKING MICHIGAN???? And not like??? New York like I’d been assuming????? what will I learn next!!

"i was today years old when I learned [the most blatantly untrue folk etymology you've ever heard]!!"

Time is a flat fucking circle

gooner mewing baby gronk skibidi rizz in ohio is just the new big chungus ugandan knuckles dogelore ligma is just the new deep fried mlg montage here come dat boy dicks out for harambe is just the new rage face forever alone trololo that feel when no gf which according to my dad is just the modern replacement for nerds incessantly quoting Monty Python at each other

As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

Athena in the Wisdom Saga be like

core classes as undead :)

I've been seeing that quote go around and while making this I think I managed to track it back to "An Oresteia" by Anne Carson

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

hey so since we're talking about how awful the minecraft movie looks we're all going to agree not to go see it in theaters right? not even to hatewatch it? we all are in agreement that its a soulless cash grab movie, so we all know that the only way to stop them from making more like it is to give them no cash to grab, right?

yes this includes watching it for the bit. yes this includes bringing your friends to go make fun of it. yes this includes just watching it out of curiosity.

do Not go see this shit in theaters. do Not give them your money. they dont care whether you enjoyed it or not, they only care about what number the box office gives them. so make sure the box office cant give them shit.

Confuse a Gimmick Blog for 10s (1/1)

machines are computers.

dogs are men.

necks are bombs.

fly high, you sons’a bitches