Teh Mar Bers

teh mar bers

Vampires would either never be able to get boners or always have boners due to their hearts not beating, therefore not pumping blood

Solid 36! Might use this as a checklist, try to get 0 if I can.

y’all expose yourselves and take this fanfic test i was just forced to by an irl so now i’m making you too

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Source: I'm a shrimp and am living a transcendent existence

I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

Carlos just got his hair cut in episode 3

I JUST CAME UP WITH A THEORY ABOUT THE GORGONS!!!!! Ok, so, we all know that Medusa can't give birth because of her curse, right? In like Greek mythology. She had Pegasus and the other golden guy because Perseus cut off her head and they sprang from her blood. BUT, Medusa is alive here, but Deus also named his mouse off of Perseus, so that guy must have existed and tried to kill Medusa. What if, Perseus ALMOST killed Medusa but cut off a lot of her snakes instead? The snakes would plead, Deus would be born, and Perseus would be turned to stone. That leads me to my next there. So, in the original myth Medusa's children sprang from her blood as adults. But, this is old times, adulthood isn't as old. At Least, considered that old, right? My theory? Deus Gorgon is forever 16 and was born that way. It makes sense.

Also, that's why Deuce doesn't have all the snakes on his head. Also, I spelt his name wrong. Sorry