I Dont Think Enough Retellings Of The Cain And Abel Story Make Note Of The Fact That Nobody Had Ever

I don’t think enough retellings of the Cain and Abel story make note of the fact that nobody had ever been killed or even died before when it happened. Cain had no idea beating his brother to death could possibly be a bad thing

Ok I’m gonna try and sculpt Donald Duck without looking at it and bake and paint the result

So I’m about five minutes into the third season and... who the FUCK is Ani and where the hell did she come from?? She’s narrating this episode like she’s been here from day one.

i never thought i'd have to witness this. but here we are

Every morning, with out fail, I wake up at 4 am to go to the bathroom. My body is on a timer.

Every morning at 4 am with out fail my big whiney demon of a cat is waiting for me and I am encouraged, no I am expected, to scoop this 15 pound monstrosity up and hold him like a baby while I pee or he will wail like Hades' pits of despairing souls and wake up the entire neighborhood.