Thats How I Feel Too Fam.

That’s how I feel too fam.

What's your opinion of the Prince of Egypt movie?

i sent a pestilence a plague into your house into your bed into your streams into your streets into your drink into your bread! upon your cattle, on your sheep upon your oxen, in your field into your dreams into your sleep until you break until you yield! I - sent - the - swarm - I - sent - the - hoard - thu'saieth the looooord 

once i called you brother, once i thought the chance to make you laugh, was all i ever wanted (ISENTHEFIREFROMTHESKYISENTTHEFIRERAININGDOWN.) and even now, i wish that god had chose another, serving as your foe on his behalf, is the last thing that i wanteeeeeeeeeed (I SENT A HAIL OF BURNING ICE ON EVERY FIELD ON EVERY TOWN!) THIS was my home, all this pain and devastation, how it tortures me inside, all the innocent who suffer, from your STUBBORNNESS AND PRIIIIIIIIIIDE (I SENT THE LOCUSTS ON THE WIND SUCH AS THE WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN FROM EVERY LEAF ON EVERY STALK UNTIL THERE’S NOTHING LEFT BUT GREEN!) I - sent - my - scourge - I - sent - my - sword - thu'saieth the looooord you who i call brother, why must you call down another blow, is this what you wanteeeeeeeed I - sent - my - scourge - I - sent - my - swoooooooord LET MY PEOPLE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (THUS SAITH THE LORD) THUS SAITH THE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD 

you who i called brother, how could you have come to hate me so, is this what you wanted  I - sent - the - swarm - I - sent - the - hoard - then let my heart be hardened, and never mind how high the cost may grow, this will still be so. i will never let. yoooour peeeeeeeopleeeeeee go. (THUS SAITH THE LORD) thus saith the looooooooooord i will not let. (let) your- (my people) gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

angel, descending from the heavens: D͓̼́͝O̧͕̹ ̣̳̥͜N̸̷̢̠̹̻͖Ǫ͉͘͟T̮̺ ̗̮͚̱̩͖̫B͏̷̩̝͇̞̤̹E͇͚͈͘ ̵̫̮̘Ą̲͉̲̟͓͖̠̳́ͅF̛͚̱̭̺̯̣͘R͙̙̹A̢̗̙̹̭̰͉ͅI̡̢͕̮͖̬̳͇̘̕D̬̥͡

me: damn…u single???

angel:

me:

angel: not to blaspheme but;jesus christ

i finally did it. i finally made a video of some of my favorite spongebob quotes in the whole series. i finally fucking did it

Flip your phone upside down

Okay but if this isn’t the CUTEST illustration I have ever seen, may God himself light me on fire.