I Love That When Germans Are Really Enthusiastic About Something They Exclaim: Ich Schmei Mich Weg! Which

I love that when Germans are really enthusiastic about something they exclaim: “Ich schmeiß mich weg!” which roughly means “I’m throwing myself away!”

What Every Retail Worker Thinks At Christmas

Mother/Father: Iron Bull and Aveline.

Spouse: Morrigan.

Child: Aveline...

Aveline is my parent AND my child like damn. How’d that happen?

(I took this from a group on FB)

Moms: Sera and Bethany (they’d make a cute couple! Best moms) Husband: Cullen (❤️ one of my chantry boys! I’ll take it) (though I think I’d be happier with Alistair 🙊) Daughter: Wynne (lol!! How?)

Reblog your answers! (If you want)

Fictional Kiss Prompts

So I borrowed a bunch of these fictional kisses from this post and made it up into a prompt list. Feel free to reblog of course!

breaking the kiss to say something, staying so close that you’re murmuring into each other’s mouths

moving around while kissing, stumbling over things, pushing each other back against the wall/onto the bed

kissing so desperately that their whole body curves into the other person’s 

throwing their arms around the other person, holding them close while they kiss

hands on the other person’s back, fingertips pressing under their top, drawing gentle circles against that small strip of bare skin that make them break the kiss with a gasp

lazy morning kisses before they’ve even opened their eyes, still mumbling half-incoherently, not wanting to wake up

routine kisses where the other person presents their cheek/forehead for the hello/goodbye kiss without even looking up from what they’re doing

being unable to open their eyes for a few moments afterward

one small kiss, pulling away for an instant, then devouring each other

staring at the other’s lips, trying not to kiss them, before giving in

when one stops the kiss to whisper “I’m sorry, are you sure you-” and they answer by kissing them more

a hoarse whisper “kiss me”

following the kiss with a series of kisses down the neck

starting with a kiss meant to be gentle, ending up in passion

a gentle “i love you” whispered after a soft kiss, followed immediately by a stronger kiss

when one person’s face is scrunched up, and the other one kisses their lips/nose/forehead

height difference kisses where one person has to bend do wn and the other is on their tippy toes

kisses where one person is sitting in the other’s lap

kisses meant to distract the other person from whatever they were intently doing

top of head kisses

It’s Lily something. She (he?) has a lot of other great works. Wish I had a link or a full UN but I don’t.

I’ve always thought that these pictures were beautiful, especially the one with Mello🙈🙈😍😍credits to the artist