What A Nice Gentleman! I Wonder What Hes Reading :)

What a nice gentleman! I wonder what he’s reading :)

(Screenshot redraw from that one scene in Uh Oh, it’s Magic)

Headcanon time!

The Warden’s all-time favorite movie is Paul Blart: Mall Cop. He makes Jared and Alice watch it with him all the time, and he’s played it during Superjail’s movie matinees at least a dozen times. Stingray, on the other hand, hates it with every ounce of his being.

Sorry that I haven’t been very active, college is whooping me

I hope this doesn’t come out wrong or anything. If it weren’t for the transphobic stuff and uncomfy jokes with her and that random prisoner, Alice would probably be my favorite Superjail character. She rocks aside from the problematic stuff. She also seems like a cool person to hang out with.

…I was bored.

Warden and Ash are Santa believers, you can’t change my mind. Of course, Cancer is too since she’s a literal child.

I honestly thought that Nicky would also tell kids Santa’s not real lol, but then I thought he’d pretend he was real along with the other inmates for Ash’s sake :)

Jackknife has basically committed every sin imaginable. If he could form coherent sentences he’d DEFINITELY tell kids Santa isn’t real.

Finally, the twins being scared of Santa was something I thought was funny especially since they’re probably (mostly) unfamiliar with the holiday :D