I Want A Beard *screams And Explodes And Dies And Comes Back As A Zombie And Then Dies Again*

I want a beard *screams and explodes and dies and comes back as a zombie and then dies again*

important psa !!!!

life is so brutal to guys who just want to sleep

2 genres of fanfiction:

1) put that guy into situations

2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST 

massive shout out to environmental storytelling and esoteric lore in video games. if I don’t look like this while playing a game then what is even the point

do you know how many ancient sumerian kids longed to make ytps of their favorite fables but lacked computer and mouse