Me: *swipes Away Any New Notifications On My Phone Like A Cat Slapping Away Anything Getting In Their

me: *swipes away any new notifications on my phone like a cat slapping away anything getting in their face they don’t like*

if you're not obsessed with anything weird and niche please try harder. stop going outside for a while. consider getting weirder about the things you already like

I do. I do wanna go apeshit.

I never want to have kids but I have "fun cousin" hard-coded into my DNA when I'm around small children

"But the police have never abused me. They've always made me feel safe."

Yeah. Of course they have. If everyone sees the police as evil monsters, then everyone would demand their abolition. The police would easily lose their power to continue being evil monsters.

Abusive people never abuse everyone. They always carefully select their victims to make sure they can be abusive while still maintaining their support from society. They're not like cartoon villains who everyone recognizes as evil.

If the police make you feel safe, it's only because you're not the target of their abuse. But you would be if they were able to get away with it.

Will Wood fans be like this is my favorite song! It’s called ‘Frankenstein’s Monster: h3ll0, h0w h4s y0ur d4y b33n s0 f4r? (I’m going crazy in a grocery store!) (help me!)’