Ling Yao Is The Type Of Bitch To Greet You With Hoiiiiiii \ (>w

Ling yao is the type of bitch to greet you with hoiiiiiii \ (>w<) /

Assuming the Edward from the other side of the gate was born and raised in England means the kid has a British accent

I managed to complete legal documents stuff AND make appointments by myself as someone freshly 18 WITHOUT HAVING AN ANXIETY ATTACK LETS FUCKIN GOOOO

Golden time lover has a special place in my heart (i have listened to this song every morning on my way to highschool for 2 months straight)

Sometimes the most interesting part of a fanfic is the author's notes

Like what do you mean you are a fully licensed doctor working in peds AND writing angsty fics about a video game character?????

Homie you ve gotten orphaned and adopted in the span of a month why are you apologizing for posting a chapter late????? My man you should be in therapy not on ao3

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "Sorry for the wait i got married last week ^v^ " YOU SHOULD BE ENJOYING YOUR HONEYMOON WHAT????

Woah jesus i didnt know we d be discussing how to avoid commiting unalive in the author's notes

And im not even kidding every one of these originate from real fanfics ive read

I am officially the president of the 03 hohenheim hate club

I could go on and on about the different interpretations of van hohenheim.

like broho hohenheim? Love that weird dude, a touch of the tism, could have communicated a bit better with his wife and sons tho , wholeheartedly ready to sacrifice himself to bring his son back, tried to secure a safe future for his children and die with his wife as a human, all in all a self depricating victim of an evil fucker that wanted immortality

On the other hand, 03 hohenheim is the evil fucker that wanted immortality. Fucked around and found out. Played stupid games and won stupid prizes. Ooooh the body jumping tactic doesnt work anymore? Skill issue. Homie abandoned his son in the middle of the attacks in London. The one good thing he did was die to open the gate to amestris.